I'm on the internet. And there is a remote, fading work ethic that cares.

Know the feeling, definitely.

If you want to be quasi-productive (or at least helpful), would you mind filling me in on the reason why my friend who went to a Buddhist exorcism (as a guest/she filmed the thing) last month has to shave her head by October? She says it has something to do with karma, but I'm curious and want to know more.