Let me share the joy....

[icarus]

"Your shipments are growing a little fat. And my patience is growing thin."

Is it an ff.net story?

No. This is Legends of the Fall.

Oh dear, his wife just died. Everyone is sobbing uncontrollably. Now his dead wife is being buried next to his brother's tombstone.

Oh... the pain... the pain.

Comments

[venivincere]

Just show a lot of teeth in a parody of a smile. If they bought Legends hook line and sinker, they'll buy that, too.