You know what this test should have spit out for me?

Harry Potter.

And I hate it.

Lightning rod for trouble? *raises hand*

Creative (if well-meaning) interpretation of rules? *raises hand*

Somehow gets away with murder (probably due to self-same good intentions)? *raises hand*

Sticks up for the underdog? *raises hand*

Crusader? *raises hand*

People love'em or loathe'em, but nothing in between? *raises hand*

Hates power and leadership but somehow ends up there anyway? *tiredly raises hand*

Prone to sudden extreme reversals of fortune? *hand's up again*

Sob story a mile long but it really just pisses him off? *oh, I might as well just leave my hand up and save us all some time*

The destructive capacity of an atom bomb, that is somehow forgiven by all? *sighs*

I'd love to be Percy.

Percy's great.

Percy would never be neck-deep in the kind of trouble I manage to find. Percy has a shot at stability and happiness and doesn't bring the house down on his head whilst changing the world (not necessarily for the better).

Drop-kicks Harry Potter.

Icarus