*whimpers*

I need this computer. I need it for my homework - I've two assignments due Monday, typed and double-spaced. I also need it for two writing projects that are due next week (one on Monday). I need it for two editing projects I'm working on (one for a monk's pledge drive, another for a resume), in addition to beta work. I need it for my entertainment. I need it to stay in touch with my friends.

And, damn it, I need it for fic.

Icarus *attempts to be consolable*fails*