Oh man! I just laughed my ass off reading thorough those comments. Ifing you want me to, I could attempt a whack at it. (b/c without me home internet, I really don't have much else to do in the evenings anyway)

Though I can't guarentee what the result will be (it just may end up on the pyre with the lorne/heitmeyer story), but I'd be willing to give it a try.

But...if I do this, I'd like to use the above said comments - I'm thinking of running off with the Bond thing...