A lovely woman on my flist (temve) has made John and Rodney plushies. Well, more like beanies. Simply adorable. Made specifically to act out badfic at a slash con (Con*Strict). Not even her fandom, but the beanies were made of awesome.

I myself responded to the bbc thing by finding the adipose pattern and making one myself. Well. Mostly. Still need to do the face...