Here, have mine: Misrule (http://thehoyden.livejournal.com/242787.html?style=mine). Let the hilarity ensue.

Fuzzy knowledge of Arthurian legend and acceptance of the idea that Merlin's the same age as Arthur and has funny ears (and Guinevere is Morgana's maid) and Uther's raising his son (like in Geoffrey of Monmouth's 10th century version of the legend) -- and you're golden.

*pats you on the bum and sends you along, really, it's a very funny fic that you will enjoy regardless.*