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icarusancalion ([personal profile] icarus) wrote2004-09-03 04:15 pm

This is really bad of me... but if they offer massages...

Someone was singing the praises of the masseuse (they have someone here once a week), and it occurred to me... you know, never mind massages. I'd like sex. What if -?

Maybe I'd better not finish that thought.

Hee.




ETA: There is the minor problem of the glass walls in the conference room.

[identity profile] electricandroid.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I second that.

I've just had a conversation of an hour in length with the best shag of my life. Who is OCCUPIED by a woman who does not shag him... ever. At all. Not even kissing at the moment.

I'm sure you can take the general gist from there.

Morals. They get you every time.

[identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I'm a little lost. Is this the old boytoy or the new boytoy?

Icarus

[identity profile] electricandroid.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no - this is a very old boytoy.....

A very old one. But a good one.

Mmmm....

I am going to sleep now - must study tomorrow :) AGAIN...

Kiss Kiss..

:)

[identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com 2004-09-03 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure, stir my curiosity and then blink out on me.

Icarus
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[personal profile] mad_maudlin 2004-09-03 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, sometimes I get the same idea when the university counseling center brings in pets from the Human Society.

No, I am not a furry. I just think that there's limits to the therapeutic value of a kitten. (Unfortunately.)

[identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com 2004-09-04 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
Well, "a" kitten, singular. However, the entertainment value of five kittens playing is measureless. :D

Icarus

[identity profile] jaig.livejournal.com 2004-09-04 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Glass walls = chance of voyeurism, with mild showers. Ahem.

[identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com 2004-09-04 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
Funny, I was thinking the same thing. But, you know, you'd never look at your coworkers the same again.

Icarus

[identity profile] jaig.livejournal.com 2004-09-05 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
But neither will they!

[identity profile] wanderingscribe.livejournal.com 2004-09-04 12:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my.

Not that your thought isn't a valid (and lovely) one, but can you imagine the uproar? That poor masseuse would be *swamped* with work!

And glass? Ooh...your co-workers could whistle while he worked.

If I've perved a little too much, feel free to stop me. I'm just inexplicably filthy minded today.

[identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com 2004-09-04 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You haven't -- I was very amused, and frankly started snickering behind my computer.

Icarus