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No, I don't like parties. Why?
"Hi! Welcome to the tutoring center! Guess what? We're having an office party today! Potluck, bring food.
What do you mean it's the week before finals and you're not in the mood?
What do you mean you loathe parties, office parties most of all?
C'mon, Icarus. Wipe that Snape-ish snarl off your face, stop swearing, bake something, and come 'be entertaining' for an hour or two!
What do you mean you'd rather clean the catbox with your teeth?"
What do you mean it's the week before finals and you're not in the mood?
What do you mean you loathe parties, office parties most of all?
C'mon, Icarus. Wipe that Snape-ish snarl off your face, stop swearing, bake something, and come 'be entertaining' for an hour or two!
What do you mean you'd rather clean the catbox with your teeth?"