Let me share the joy....

[icarus]

"Your shipments are growing a little fat. And my patience is growing thin."

Is it an ff.net story?

No. This is Legends of the Fall.

Oh dear, his wife just died. Everyone is sobbing uncontrollably. Now his dead wife is being buried next to his brother's tombstone.

Oh... the pain... the pain.

Comments

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to remember ... wasn't the father in love with her too? She was like the ultimate Mary Sue.

God, all of my memories of how much I loathed that movie are coming back to me ... the horror!!!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

All three handsome, young, gorgeous brothers are in love with her. And it tore her apart, so eventually she committed suicide. (I say Orgy!)

Now the big brotherly reconciliation. *The strings are gearing up.* Gah!

Icarus

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah. Heh. I know if three good looking guys were all hot for me I'd kill myself too. *NOT*

Heh. I feel your pain!

[venivincere]

Is she the one that had to die of consumption so the movie could be over? *crosses fingers*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

It's finally done, and what do the boys say: "Wow. That was a great movie."

I just smiled.

Albeit a rather frozen smile.

Icarus

[venivincere]

Just show a lot of teeth in a parody of a smile. If they bought Legends hook line and sinker, they'll buy that, too.

[noblerot.livejournal.com]

I have to see this movie.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*Roars with laughtern.* I recommend something really cynical as a chaser. Honestly, you need to cleanse your palate after Legends of the Fall.

Icarus

[tafkarfanfic.livejournal.com]

I have a friend who said at the end of this film he was rooting for the bear.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Me too! I was like, "At last! He will die!"

Icarus