Bill Gates/Steve Jobs Slash?

[icarus]

Oh dear lord.

Okay, I don't usually do RPS, but when it's these two?

Multitasking -- ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaha! Bill Gates/Steve Jobs

You gotta admit, it explains a lot.

Truly bizarre. I found myself gliding along, then I'd suddenly remember and picture: Bill Gates. Erk.

Link from dementedsiren and yes, you have earned your nickname.

Comments

[cheshyre]

I made a gourmet-cook friend scream by suggesting Christopher Kimball/Alton Brown slash. She writes RPS, but this pairing was too much, even for her.

[If you're not familiar with the names, see http://www.salon.com/ent/feature/2004/12/02/cooking/ ]

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

*clicks*

*runs*


Icarus

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Oh, good grief.

Oh, oh, oh.

Have to post on this.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Have you read her main page?

"Have you ever watched that masterpiece of telecinema called "Pirates of Silicon Valley", and thought "Man, Bill and Steve are so doin' it!"? Even though you know damn well that in real life, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs would sooner lick electrical sockets than have sex with each other?"

Bwahaahahahaha!

Icarus

[hobbit-feet.livejournal.com]

*dies*

After watching the movie "Pirates of Silicone Valley" in computer class last year I had the insane and irresistable urge to slash the pair of them. Terrible movie, but the slash just couldn't be helped.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

It's based on that movie!! (Okay, that must be a seriously slashy film - a must-see.)

Icarus

[femmequixotic]

*stares at link*

*clicks hesitantly, one eye closed*

*reads*

*curls up into fetal position, arms wrapped around Steve Jobs Plushie Icon from the Shrine O'Macintosh, weeping at the horror*

Jobs and Gates?

That'd be like Dumbledore fucking Voldemort. *shudders*

Besides everyone knows the real slashy vibes were between Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. Not Gates. WOZ, man! Gates doesn't have the vision. No way. Not for my Steve...

Late, late, late... *shakes head*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Man, I'm late in replying.

*curls up into fetal position, arms wrapped around Steve Jobs Plushie Icon from the Shrine O'Macintosh, weeping at the horror*

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! Yes, but didn't they capture Jobs' irritability and Gates' bland smooth manner? It's... scary.

Besides everyone knows the real slashy vibes were between Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak. Not Gates. WOZ, man!

Yes, but that gives you noun and pronoun trouble. Steve/Steve, Steve said to Steve. Nope. It's gotta be Bill, just for the sheer wrongness of it.

Icarus

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

I have been completely and utterly broken. *sobs*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I glory in my evil. ;)

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

=P

Did you see, that was one fic in a series - the author wrote more (you can find the link to her/his man page at the bottom of "Multitasking").

And if you think I'm bad, you obviously didn't see opiumcoffeebean's icons (http://www.livejournal.com/users/dementedsiren/129020.html?thread=399100#t399100)

And I've actually seen Bush/Cheney...though it was parody and I've conveniently 'lost' the link (i.e. OMG MY EYES THEY BURNED!!!!)

[enigel]

As a small reward for your contribution, do you want a link to Bush/Kerry? Ah, I thought so :D

[dementedsiren.livejournal.com]

Oh my...

You know, I actually clicked on it by accident when I clicked...

And suggestions from Cheney?

Oh my...

(thanks for the link *g*)

[judas-river.livejournal.com]

As thanks for the icon link, here's John Kerry x Tucker Carlson (http://www.livejournal.com/community/tuckerabuse/2176.html) ;D

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh dear.... *laughs*

[mousapelli.livejournal.com]

i got a book on mac culture for christmas, and they actually mentioned this fic in particular.

and then they said that there were dozens of slashers online on hundreds of sites. *snerks at the clueless underestimation*

Wow, I'm late in replying.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Yes, there are at least 10 or 12 slashers there. Maybe even... 20.

Icarus

[enigel]

It would have made its way to my desk eventually, I trust brain-hurting to do that, but it's through you that I found this so you get to receive the blame heaps of eternal gratitude :D

Off to spread the madness I go...

[dracos-faghag.livejournal.com]

That was really hot, as long as I don't really picture what these guys look like IRL in my head.

*laughs*

The things you make me read.