Oh yeah! New SGA fic: No More Quasi-Religious Alien Sex Rituals

[icarus]

I didn't mention this before, but I committed fic. Worse yet: fluffy fic! Silly fic!

Title: No More Quasi-Religious Alien Sex Rituals
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Pairing: John/Rodney
Rating: PG-13, with No pants!
Warnings: Absurdity.
Summary: John desperately tries to bail himself out of trouble.
A/N: Thank you to fullygoldy for the beta review. Written for the atlantisbasics challenge.

Follow the fake cut-tag. *g*

( No More Quasi-Religious Alien Sex Rituals )

Comments

[ansku]

:D Good one :)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[viciouscats.livejournal.com]

Heee! That was priceless. Thanks! :D

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Thanks. They don't all have to be serious business.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's hilarious! I particularly like how John and Rodney try to explain everything away and you brilliantly added that they had no idea if it was a ritual after all!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Thank you. If there's one thing John can do, it's B.S. his way out of trouble. I really have to find the music that was playing the park when I wrote this. It turned out to be bylaphone music from Guinea.

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Huh. Is there any chance that you meant xylaphone or do I just not know what a bylaphone is?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

It's a bylaphone -- just like a xylaphone only with wooden keys. Totally different sound (and really, really cool).

Icarus

[bibliokat.livejournal.com]

Cool! If you have/can find any recordings I'd love to hear what one sounds like.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Hi, I've made an illustration for it/you (http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/743879.html#cutid3).

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

LOL! I love it. John's just so... exposed, and his head in the bucket. Oh man....

I would really like to upload a copy of it to my website (I greedily collect fanart here, like so many gems (http://www.icarus.slashcity.net/artpage.html)) and link to your own Deviant Art or website -- whichever you prefer.

Icarus

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Glad you like (you might or might not have read that R's ass got too small in the process and I only intended a draft etcdisclaimeretc) ... hey, you exposed him and put him in the bucket :)

Ah, that's a nice page.
But - I've not really got either? :/ I've got a completely empty DA account and a potential wordpress blog bythegraceofami but nothing like you'd need.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I can point to wherever you like (your LJ?) or nowhere if you prefer. I like to give people a chance to hunt down more of your work if they find something they link on my site.

I'm gleefully updating my site as we speak. :D

Icarus

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

*facepalms and headdesks* I thought maybe my memories, but I really should rename all visual creations from "maybe I should save my art" to something more specific, because it's not even visible in the list of all my memories, and then single out the serious ones or sort by fandom - in either case the link would be dead. Oh, and LJ has already deleted one "explicit" pic without even telling me :/ just link my LJ, let's hope it stays.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've linked to your LJ -- and the art is up, safe and sound (http://www.icarus.slashcity.net/artpage.html). LJ may delete it, but I never will. *hugs naked, drunken passed-out Sheppard*

You know, Slashcity is only $24 a year for its "tiny" plan if you ever want a stable place for explicit fan art. I've been with them since 2005 and I'm really happy with them.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Heheh, he is quite huggable esp. even in that state! I kept wondering, and a brief look at my very first (equally accidential) fan"art" post had someone complain about the sight of a penis, so even a non-sexual one (in fandom perhaps especially then?) seems a big deal ...

Could you write -inbetween- though?

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Right-o, I fixed it to _inbetween_. Hmm. I seem to be missing one of my own pieces ... speaking of cocks (updates that page yet again).

This is fun.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Thanks :) you made me wonder again if and what my tag/moniker really is, so much thinking, so many questions nobody can answer, why do people insist on calling old cats kittens, why did I just read another fic where John is found stripped naked by Lorne et al, why did they delete one badart but leave my thrushing cocks intact ... how come that apart from "manips" there seems little attempt at sexual art in SGA ... whywhathuh *wanders of yawning*