The kinkiest stories I've ever written.

[icarus]

When I'm busy, I like to keep Monte kitty entertained with a little feather toy. Then I'll put a movie on for wildernessguru. And for you guys, I present...

Kinky stories I've written. Assume all of these are NC-17. (Okay, one or two are R-rated.)

The Four Kinkiest:

Lost in the Temple of Law. Fandom: Supernatural. Sam/Egocentric Transsexual.
Highly explicit, involving a dildo, an older transsexual with a young college kid -- and did I mention the transsexual part?

Unexpected Guest. Fandom: Harry Potter. Harry/Ron/Snape.
The most pornographic story I've ever written. Pages and pages of three-way sex. It is almost never reviewed (what can you say about pure porn?) yet remains pretty much the most popular story on my site. The people who admit to reading it say that, cough, they've read it more than once.

Sex, Drugs & Death Eater Rock. Fandom: Harry Potter. Ron/Draco.
Crossdressing. The set-up makes more sense if you start with the first part, Beg Me For It. But if you just want the kink, hand wave over the circumstances (sure, sure, prison, apartments, whatever) and watch Draco crossdress, dance, and get quite high -- while dragging a slightly unwilling Ron along with him.

Council of Obvious Edicts. Fandom: Harry Potter. Harry/Percy.
More crossdressing. What can I say, I have a thing. Only this time with corsetry. And humor. Percy tries to pass as femme in public.


Less kinky (at least on the wildernessguru scale) but still on the list:

Tanlines & Dogtags. Fandom: Stargate Atlantis. Sheppard/Lorne.
Mild exhibitionism. A (straight) Major Lorne takes nude photos of his commanding officer.

Zen Taxi. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy/Draco.
Public masturbation in taxi. Percy protesteth too much as Draco puts on a little show in a Muggle taxi cab.

Not A Pretty Sight. Fandom: Stargate Atlantis. McKay/Sheppard, Zelenka.
Accidental voyeurism. Zelenka walks in on John and Rodney's, uh, intimate moment in a very public place.

Two Way Mirror. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy/Snape.
Explicit glory hole sex. (WG insists a glory hole isn't kink.) Percy descends into a seedy underworld of easy gay sex in the wizarding world.

Pin-Up Percy. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy.
Mild humiliation and unintentional exhibitionism. Percy is tricked into posing nude.


Kinky drabbles:

Safeword. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy/Snape.
S&M, psychotropic potion use. Drabble. Snape, Percy and a horsehair whip.

Rat For Dessert. Fandom: Harry Potter. Snape/Peter.
Implied S&M and humiliation. Drabble. Peter finds out what his initiation into the Death Eaters entails.

Just Desserts. Fandom: Harry Potter. Snape/Peter.
Boot-licking, dubious consent, humiliation. Drabble. A vengeful Snape fantasizes and torments Peter. Actually, all four parts of the dessert series are humiliation, but this one is the most sexual.


Surprisingly, not a single one of my SG-1 stories count as kink, unless you have a thing for Daniel using a gun. Non-sexually. But....


Tomorrow: Incest fics!

[Kink] [AUs and Crossovers] [Incest]

The comfort list: [Humor]
[Romance] [Happy-place Porn] [Drabble amusement]

Comments

[leni-jess.livejournal.com]

I'm one of those people who admit to reading it [who] say that, cough, they've read [Unexpected Guest] more than once. Thanks for the reminder; I've just read it again. No need for a reminder of Sex, Drugs and Death Eater Rock, which makes me laugh (er, every time).

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Heh. Thank you.

[pushdragon.livejournal.com]

Zen Taxi is still one of my favourite stories anywhere. Such a wonderful character study. So effortlessly hot. And all the simple descriptions of the bar and the taxi were just perfect too. I confess, I have always wished for a sequel.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I liked the back of that cab. At one point I did start a sequel, but, eh, it sucked. I think we're destined just to imagine what happened next.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I wanted to tell you I really liked Lost In The Temple of the Law. Different, but in a good way; thank you for writing!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you! That story started eating my brain back in May but I didn't have time to write it until now.

Lola... l-l-la-Lo-la... la-la-la-la Lo Laaaah....

[slb44.livejournal.com]

I seriously believe that you need to do something about this, Surprisingly, not a single one of my SG-1 stories count as kink, in the new year. It just doesn't seem right that you haven't written something really super kinky for J/D. In fact I'm over her pouting about it right now. *bg*

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I know. How did I manage that? You know Daniel has at least a few kinks.

[slb44.livejournal.com]

Not sure. *ponders* It's probably a marketable skill somewhere. Just not here. ;-)

[sobelle.livejournal.com]

here via recce of [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com]

Tanlines & Dogtags.... OY! and as I tend not to look much outside my own little OTP world... [more the loser me]... I'm so glad that I did...

What a *fantastic* well developed story/dance... of seduction... really...

I love your Lorne POV and the dynamics of the very sensual balancing act and ultimately Lorne's respect and adoration of John allowing him the freedom to be the artist...

totally saving this one!

(and what I'd wouldn't give to be looking over Cadman/Zelenka's shoulders!!!)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

I think the only reason Sheppard let Lorne take so many pictures is because he wasn't drooling (though I was).

[dear-sweet-lana.livejournal.com]

"Not a Pretty Sight" made laugh soda out my nose! Thanks!

(Fortunately, I wasn't sitting that close to the screen.)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Hee. Zelenka couldn't stop laughing either. *g*

[bruinsfan.livejournal.com]

"Tanlines & Dogtags" is one of my all-time favorite fanfics, but for whatever reason I never really thought of it as all that kinky. I guess because it's relatively chaste for being such a charged series of situations—certainly between all the furtiveness, the boundary-testing, and the unethical discoveries certain persons make and share, it has the earmarks of kink...

In contrast to sobelle above, what I covet is the Sheppard's-eye-view on that beach.

By the way, I love the idea of Zelenka profiteering with dubiously obtained erotica on the black market. And of people calling him "Dr. Z" while he does so.