Well, he still doesnt' make shit...it's his cross to bear.

There are ways around the minimum wage thing...tho for the life of me I can't remember what the ways are. Something about the number of employees and ages, but I'm clueless as to what. I myself am the only member of my family to actually make more than minimum wage on my first job (teaching other drones how to ring up Kentucky Fried Chicken!) but only by 10 cents. It's a small (oh, so small) thing to be superior in but it is all I have.