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Thank God I'm normal.

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Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Low
Schizoid:	Moderate
Schizotypal:	Moderate
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	High
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	High
Dependent:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
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What a relief!

I have a feeling people are really going to be kind of freaked by my Draco/Ron follow-up. Still struggling through. Wrote two sex scenes. Feel like I'm pasting this together with Spell-O-Tape.

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Just try and freak me. Go on, I dare ya.

...strawberry bubblebath, sniping and pettiness, shaved legs, conversations about wizard rock, embarrassing confessions, becoming firends, talking about sex, fantasies, embezzlement, assassination plans, a wacky chocolate expedition, Ecstasy, Pot, falling for each other, tons of unfamiliar Muggle alcohol, more sex... all rambling on for pages and pages. I'm at fucking 18 pages, and I've hardly begun. Two sex scenes written, a third planned.

One night.

Well, I know you'll love it.

It's the pacing that may kill people off. The next third will be killed off by the cross-dressing, I've no doubt. The rest will get sick of the conversations. The stragglers will simply not believe the story.

People will have to reallllllly love Ron and Draco.

~Icarus

LOLOL!

Well, I know you'll love it.

I was reading through your list and thinking 'Well? What's wrong with any of that???' *g* I shall indeed love it - how did you know? ;-)

Take your time, don't rush these guys. They obviously enjoy each other too much to be bothered with a single kink, or a single plot device *g*. If they want to muck about and confess and stuff, I'm all ears.

Get this: the chocolate is Ron's idea, and the fantasy-stuff, but everything else is Draco. Heh. Nice that Ron enjoys giving head so much... he thinks it's because he likes receiving it.

~Icarus

Draco's a good boy to share all these nice ideas with Ron.

And Ron? It really doesn't matter *why*, does it?

Yes, yes, I'm being exceptionally shallow this afternoon. Sorry. I keep walking through crowds of male models in the foyer and my brain has melted.

You're being exceptionally fun. :D It matters to Ron, given he has to explain this Draco-stuff to himself. And I just wrote a scene where Ron stands naked in the kitchen while he shows Draco how to work the damned oven.

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"Why not? You said 'dinner' goes in 'there'," Draco said, looking confused.

"They'll melt! Those plates are plastic," Ron explained. "You have to put the food in an oven-proof dish."

Draco's cheeks turned pink. Then he looked cross. "They always make it so complicated. See? See why I can't learn how to cook?! There's all these little rules nobody tells you about. They say 'put-dinner' 'in-there,' and then they yell at you for doing just that! Potions is easier. They tell you exactly what to do and they don't change their fucking minds."

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Who's shallow again? Ah. Back to writing more sex.

::snort::

Domestic!Ron has his own attractions, (not the least being able to highlight clueless and petulant!Draco *g*).

Glad to hear you're consoling Draco with more sex, though. Wouldn't want all that pouting to go to waste.

I can't wait for the embarrassing confessions. And I like the fact that it's looong and full of conversations.
Damn you, I'm looking forward to it.

brodie

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tboy there. This story is intended for the next Boozefest, so the sooner the Boozefest happens... It's supposed to be in April.

(Don't make it too late tboy!)

~Icarus

Tut, sigh... *g*

It's already nearly April!!! Geez, this month's gone fast.

Yeah, okay, I'll go look at a Calendar and work something out. Keep your pants on.

Or not.

:-)

Hmmmmmm.....(mumblemumble) Friday 4th April... Sunday 18th May... 6 weeks plus a coupla days.

Sound good?

So... 4th April is... 16 days away. How about I launch the 2nd wave with your fic?

When it's ready, please email it to me and I'll prepare it for launch! *g*

Sounds good to me!

~Icarus

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