Annnnd... the winner is..

[icarus]

The results are in for This poll: Let's kill Percy!

It's a dead heat, a tie between:

- He dies during rough sex with Lucius. Comic relief as Lucius tries to hide the body.
- Percy embezzles a surprising amount of money from the Ministry and retires to a country where there's no extradition treaty.

So that means... er.. Percy embezzles the money, and then.. or.. well, anyway. I'll be catching up on comments soon. I had a surprise paper to do last night -- and now, to sleep.

Lord of the Rings. Saturday night. All they had were midnight tickets, but I don't care. I've only read the books 30 times.

Comments

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

Will Voldie need to give him a nice, warm welcome?

[adred.livejournal.com]

Pats on the back and neck massage awarded to the woman with the most homework! You must have written like a thing possessed. I'm in awe.

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

Maybe you can combine them ... Lucius kills a Percy imposter, while Percy himself laughs it up in the sun. LOL

[venivincere]

Kill him. Just kill him. Make it violent and awful; traumatize us. To hell with the comic relief. Make it just Another Fucking Thing Gone Wrong for Lucius Malfoy. Through his own stupidity he lost Severus, he lost Draco, and now he'll lose Percy. What next? I'd love to see Lucius dance elegantly 'round the twist, incrementally more desperate by the day, determined to hide it behind the trappings of his name and environment.