It's official. Telephone rings...
Mar. 15th, 2004 02:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
icarusPhone rings. Nasal voice answers.
"Beezlebub Incorporated, Director's office. How may I offend you?"
"Hello - is this Hell?"
"Yes, this is Hell."
"Director... isn't he supposed to be called Satan or something?"
"We try to stay current."
"Ah." I nod. "So, what's the weather like there?"
"We're experiencing a cold snap."
"That's what I thought."
I hang up. (You shouldn't be polite to minions of hell; it worries them.)
Clearly Hell has frozen over, because I'm recommending a trio fic. Moreover, the het is my favourite part. Only![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
resonant8 could do this.
Bed And Board NC-17, Harry/Ron/Hermione.
"Beezlebub Incorporated, Director's office. How may I offend you?"
"Hello - is this Hell?"
"Yes, this is Hell."
"Director... isn't he supposed to be called Satan or something?"
"We try to stay current."
"Ah." I nod. "So, what's the weather like there?"
"We're experiencing a cold snap."
"That's what I thought."
I hang up. (You shouldn't be polite to minions of hell; it worries them.)
Clearly Hell has frozen over, because I'm recommending a trio fic. Moreover, the het is my favourite part. Only
resonant8 could do this.Bed And Board NC-17, Harry/Ron/Hermione.
