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icarus*Icarus sits the boys in SNAFU down for a pep-talk.*
All right. You are going to cooperate now.
Percy, I realise you want some intrigue. I checked with WG, it's not what the story needs right now. Got it? This story is not about you. Sorry. You're a fairly minor character. And stop depressing everyone with your dreams, all right?
Draco, I realise you have an entirely different concept of what this war is about, but if you insist on telling us all about it I might just give the Prologue back to Ron. Kapish?
Ron. Wake up, boy! You've got a war to fight. Yes, yes, I know you want to hang back, shag Draco, lie around, but you've gotta look lively. Or else I'll make Draco the main character. 'Kay?
Lucius, believe it or not, Lord of Magic or not, you aren't the central character either. If you must start some intrigues it will have to be in another story, or off to the sidelines. Got it? We already have a plot, thank you.
Dear Muses -- I invoke energy. Boy-energy. Fight-energy. Battle-glory. Call forth CHAOS and MAYHEM!! (Pretty please?)
Now. All of you. Cooperate. This is going to be written this weekend, and I don't care if it sucks.
All right. You are going to cooperate now.
Percy, I realise you want some intrigue. I checked with WG, it's not what the story needs right now. Got it? This story is not about you. Sorry. You're a fairly minor character. And stop depressing everyone with your dreams, all right?
Draco, I realise you have an entirely different concept of what this war is about, but if you insist on telling us all about it I might just give the Prologue back to Ron. Kapish?
Ron. Wake up, boy! You've got a war to fight. Yes, yes, I know you want to hang back, shag Draco, lie around, but you've gotta look lively. Or else I'll make Draco the main character. 'Kay?
Lucius, believe it or not, Lord of Magic or not, you aren't the central character either. If you must start some intrigues it will have to be in another story, or off to the sidelines. Got it? We already have a plot, thank you.
Dear Muses -- I invoke energy. Boy-energy. Fight-energy. Battle-glory. Call forth CHAOS and MAYHEM!! (Pretty please?)
Now. All of you. Cooperate. This is going to be written this weekend, and I don't care if it sucks.
