icarus | Liven up a depressing challenge

Liven up a depressing challenge

Entry at the

hp100 Mr Archibald Fletcher's Revenge.

Boy, this dead letters challenge is depressing, and often sappy. I challenge all of you to come up with something funny.

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What about my dead letter from Mundungus (http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=hp100&itemid=75512)?

Now wondering if further dead letter inspiration will strike this week. Hmm, I haven't done anything in verse for hp100 yet...

I don't believe it. I've actually written a Harry/Cho. And it's... awful. Just awful. I'm so depressed now.

Drabble verse? Now that sounds interesting. There are so few HP poets.

~Icarus

Well, do we get to see this Harry/Cho of yours? You can Blame Somebody Else for it, you know. :)

An unofficial entry, done purely because you don't seem the happiest camper today:

One set of robes, pair of boots, and pair of unmentionables: 65 galleons.

A splash of aconite, a twist of flobberworm, a spoonful of shredded boomslang, and a sprig of mint: 2 galleons 12 sickles

One glass vial, reinforced: 17 sickles

Years of benevolent torment: incalculable

The look on Dumbledore's face as your carefully concocted potion successfully blends with his interminable Earl Grey and causes you to spontaneously combust all over his frock, beard, and no-longer twinkling eyes: priceless.

brodie, who's still on tenterhooks to read your new fic, no matter how cursed it may be.

LOL! Oh, you are a sweetheart. Why aren't you writing? I officially invite you to the

hp100. (Icarus begins insidious plot to slowly draw out longer and longer stories from Brodie). ;)

You're right, I'm not a 'happy camper' this week. But I get my hair cut today, and that's a positive step.

~Icarus

A totally new haircut, or a trim?
My split ends and I desperately need one, too.

brodie

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Liven up a depressing challenge

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Harry/Cho

Re: Harry/Cho

attempting to fulfil the humour quotient

Re: attempting to fulfil the humour quotient

Girl, it's a makeover! You work it! (and other annoying phrases)