Liven up a depressing challenge

[icarus]

Entry at the hp100 Mr Archibald Fletcher's Revenge.

Boy, this dead letters challenge is depressing, and often sappy. I challenge all of you to come up with something funny.

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attempting to fulfil the humour quotient

[tinderblast.livejournal.com]

An unofficial entry, done purely because you don't seem the happiest camper today:


One set of robes, pair of boots, and pair of unmentionables: 65 galleons.

A splash of aconite, a twist of flobberworm, a spoonful of shredded boomslang, and a sprig of mint: 2 galleons 12 sickles

One glass vial, reinforced: 17 sickles

Years of benevolent torment: incalculable

The look on Dumbledore's face as your carefully concocted potion successfully blends with his interminable Earl Grey and causes you to spontaneously combust all over his frock, beard, and no-longer twinkling eyes: priceless.


brodie, who's still on tenterhooks to read your new fic, no matter how cursed it may be.

Re: attempting to fulfil the humour quotient

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

LOL! Oh, you are a sweetheart. Why aren't you writing? I officially invite you to the hp100. (Icarus begins insidious plot to slowly draw out longer and longer stories from Brodie). ;)

You're right, I'm not a 'happy camper' this week. But I get my hair cut today, and that's a positive step.

~Icarus