Wilderness Guru speaks

I couldn't decide which project to work on next: Brodie's Harry/Snape 'Cursed Artefacts for Sale,' the next chapter of the Torvald/Snape 'Your Friendly Neighborhood Death Eater,' the next chapter in the Ron/Draco Reunion series (Name Dropping), Ron's 'First Signs of Magic,' or Rushlight's stories, or 'Auror Academy.'

So the Guru speaks, and he says "I like Snape. Do 'Cursed Artefacts.' "

Okay.