Tolkien stuff & Harry Potter recs

Check out switchknife's shiny new 'Rare Slash' site! Woooooonderful stories. Do read 'Not a River in Egypt' if you love Ron as much as I do. ;) Prepare to laugh your head off at his bluntness. Such a guy, such a guy.

The Barrow-Downs is having a 'Party' thread (a concept I think I invented last year The Original Party Thread (complete with melting clocks and flying trout) Mithadan demanded that I participate, and threw in my 'Hobbit Sex Ed and the Garden Club' as a subplot. But the party is both out of control, and deadly dull, and so here is my contribution.

( The Minstral )