Ahhh, I see the plan....

I get it now. They're trying to break me.

[This moment brought to you by paranoia and severe lack of sleep, three papers just completed in three days, plus three chapters of the Lotus Sutra that I've yet to read and quite bring myself to do so just yet... whimpers.]

[Also, I want to dump coffee on Mr. Literature Snob in the back of the room.]