Fic! With naked pictures and so NC-17.
I may rename it, but I can't think of a decent name at the moment so I'm just going with the working title.

Thank you to
amothea,
wordwitch, and
filenotch for encouragement and lots and lots of beta reading.
This story is the property of
auburnnothenna. I posted the first part on a lark (some of you may have already read the first bit). She asked, more or less, "How the heck would anyone get John to pose for nude photos?" Well, I said, it went like this....
( 'You see, everyone who points a camera in my direction gets some, I dunno, evil eye look or my hair sticks up or something. It looks...' John was on the verge of embarrassed laughter. '... impressively bad.' )
On to part two!
I may rename it, but I can't think of a decent name at the moment so I'm just going with the working title.

Thank you to
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( 'You see, everyone who points a camera in my direction gets some, I dunno, evil eye look or my hair sticks up or something. It looks...' John was on the verge of embarrassed laughter. '... impressively bad.' )
On to part two!