My next SPN search....

I'm looking now for SPN stories with solid plots, that make use of the fact that Dean makes plenty of money with credit card fraud, poker games, and possible petty theft. Pre-legal trouble, I'd buy him doing porn for cash if the opportunity arose. Pun intended.

"Dean, tell me you didn't."

"Hey, the old lady at the bar asked if I was game and I said, 'Sure!'" Dean beams. "That chick's hot, ain't she? Wait'll she strips off that little stewardess uniform and says, 'Would you like coffee, tea... or milk?' Heh."

"Right. Because stewardesses always wear mini-skirts. I can't believe you're watching porn starring yourself."

"Best kind. Check it out -- I'm a pilot! They let me pick the role, though fireman was already taken."

"I'm outta here before you get... aw, crap."

"I strip fast, little brother. Mmm, do I look good."

"Christ, I've been struck blind. I'm trading you in for another brother."