This would be a lot more disgusting if we were room mates.

Uh. wildernessguru and I have forgotten which toothbrush is whose.

I was using the red-handled one, but then one night we went to bed at the same time (unusual) and he reached for that one. Oh. Turned out he was using that one for a while.

Fine, fine, we could switch. But then I brushed my teeth before him one night and he went into the bathroom, found the toothbrush he'd been using damp and said,

"Honey. Which toothbrush are you using?"

Honestly, I thought it was the blue one, but I may have accidentally switched back to the red one and--

--this would be a lot more disgusting if we were roommates.