Easter story.

So instead of doing what I'm supposed to be doing, I'm writing cathartic original fiction.

( The working title is Holiday Traditions or something like that. )

The kinkiest stories I've ever written.

When I'm busy, I like to keep Monte kitty entertained with a little feather toy. Then I'll put a movie on for wildernessguru. And for you guys, I present...

Kinky stories I've written. Assume all of these are NC-17. (Okay, one or two are R-rated.)

The Four Kinkiest:

Lost in the Temple of Law. Fandom: Supernatural. Sam/Egocentric Transsexual.
Highly explicit, involving a dildo, an older transsexual with a young college kid -- and did I mention the transsexual part?

Unexpected Guest. Fandom: Harry Potter. Harry/Ron/Snape.
The most pornographic story I've ever written. Pages and pages of three-way sex. It is almost never reviewed (what can you say about pure porn?) yet remains pretty much the most popular story on my site. The people who admit to reading it say that, cough, they've read it more than once.

Sex, Drugs & Death Eater Rock. Fandom: Harry Potter. Ron/Draco.
Crossdressing. The set-up makes more sense if you start with the first part, Beg Me For It. But if you just want the kink, hand wave over the circumstances (sure, sure, prison, apartments, whatever) and watch Draco crossdress, dance, and get quite high -- while dragging a slightly unwilling Ron along with him.

Council of Obvious Edicts. Fandom: Harry Potter. Harry/Percy.
More crossdressing. What can I say, I have a thing. Only this time with corsetry. And humor. Percy tries to pass as femme in public.


Less kinky (at least on the wildernessguru scale) but still on the list:

Tanlines & Dogtags. Fandom: Stargate Atlantis. Sheppard/Lorne.
Mild exhibitionism. A (straight) Major Lorne takes nude photos of his commanding officer.

Zen Taxi. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy/Draco.
Public masturbation in taxi. Percy protesteth too much as Draco puts on a little show in a Muggle taxi cab.

Not A Pretty Sight. Fandom: Stargate Atlantis. McKay/Sheppard, Zelenka.
Accidental voyeurism. Zelenka walks in on John and Rodney's, uh, intimate moment in a very public place.

Two Way Mirror. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy/Snape.
Explicit glory hole sex. (WG insists a glory hole isn't kink.) Percy descends into a seedy underworld of easy gay sex in the wizarding world.

Pin-Up Percy. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy.
Mild humiliation and unintentional exhibitionism. Percy is tricked into posing nude.


Kinky drabbles:

Safeword. Fandom: Harry Potter. Percy/Snape.
S&M, psychotropic potion use. Drabble. Snape, Percy and a horsehair whip.

Rat For Dessert. Fandom: Harry Potter. Snape/Peter.
Implied S&M and humiliation. Drabble. Peter finds out what his initiation into the Death Eaters entails.

Just Desserts. Fandom: Harry Potter. Snape/Peter.
Boot-licking, dubious consent, humiliation. Drabble. A vengeful Snape fantasizes and torments Peter. Actually, all four parts of the dessert series are humiliation, but this one is the most sexual.


Surprisingly, not a single one of my SG-1 stories count as kink, unless you have a thing for Daniel using a gun. Non-sexually. But....


Tomorrow: Incest fics!

[Kink] [AUs and Crossovers] [Incest]

The comfort list: [Humor]
[Romance] [Happy-place Porn] [Drabble amusement]