Lonely...

[icarus]

wildernessguru is gone for the next five days.

*meep*

I miss him. *Icarus' shoulders slump.* I didn't expect to be bummed out, I'm usually pretty independent.

I thought. *sigh*

Comments

[tarnationawaits.livejournal.com]

<3

[thalia]

Awww. You probably are pretty independent, but you're allowed to miss him anyway. Just think how happy you'll be when you see him again.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you! I'm petting our kitty, who misses him as well. Wg and I are pretty well joined at the hip.

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

You probably are pretty independent, but you're allowed to miss him anyway.

Oh that's good to know. I didn't expect it, so it caught me completely off-guard. But, come to think of it, he's very rarely gone.

Thank you.

Icarus

[gmth.livejournal.com]

Maybe these will hand you a laugh...

Harry Potter posters (http://www.giverius.com/nuyear/index.htm)
The difference between male and female orgasms (http://home.comcast.net/~welder1956/att00003.htm)
Muppet slash (http://www.joystickbcn.org/airport/willy/index.html) (so very NOT work safe)
Stick figure porn (http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/contentPlay/shockwave.jsp?id=stick_figure_porno&preplay=1)
Furniture porn (http://www.furnitureporn.com/roofsex.html)

Well, I tried... :-)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I can't believe that Muppet porn was actually hot. I was laughing my head off.

It's the way they set up the camera shots, through window and doorways and keyholes. You feel genuinely naughty. And, er, yeah, Bert and Ernie. That's plausible.

Icarus

[electricandroid.livejournal.com]

snuggles you muchly

Better late than never!

[merrycontrary.livejournal.com]

"George, quick, grab your hat. We've gotta go."

"What's wrong? Is it Voldemort again?"

"No. it's Icarus. She's lonely!"

"Icarus, you say? Lonely? Brilliant! Which toys should we bring?"

"George, would you stop thinking with your- oooh, yeah. Definitely bring that one. That one there too. Now let's get going."

"Do you think she'll be happy to see us?"

"Well if I didn't I would hardly have suggested heading over, now would I? You remember the coordinates?"

"Yeah, I remember the coordinates. Not like we haven't been popping over to her neighborhood for weeks hoping for an accidental run-in, Fred."

"Well, nows our chance. Don't you ruin it by saying anything stupid."

"Stupid, Fred, stupid? Just what is it you think I'm going to say?"

"Probably something along the lines of, 'Hallo, Icarus. Fancy a shag?"

"I would never- Yeah, I would. But I won't. Cross my fingers, hope Percy dies."

"Let's go then."

Count of three. One. Two. Hey! That wasn't three, Fred!"

"Say, George?"

"Yeah, Fred?"

"I look okay?"

"Gorgeous as always. Now would you know on the bloody door!"

"Hallo, Icarus!"

"We heard you were feeling lonely."

"Thought you might fancy some company."

"Thought you might be up for a shag!"

"George!"

"What?"

"Nevermind."

"So, my lovely, what'll it be?"

Re: Better late than never!

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

"Um. Hi guys. What's in the bag?" Icarus looks them up and down. "And don't trousers usually cover the bum. Not that I'm complaining, mind you!"

Icarus

Damn LJ! I haven't been getting all my comments, just some of them. I found this now by chance. And I'm grinning. Thank you.