Gripe, Gripe, Grump.

[icarus]

I un-BNF'd. This was a good idea, since the evidence of this political role "BNF" is "people go out of their way to give you shit."

Clearly someone did not get the memo.

Sigh. This started when I wrote het. Ron/Hermione. The Hat Trick. Slash-hating people started reading my other Ron-fics hoping for more het -- and they found a lot of slash.

Yes. That's right. I mostly write slash. Shock of shocks. Men giving it to each other up the bunghole. Boys kissing. Lovers with their hands on each other's cocks. Men nibbling the nipples of other men. Boys licking each other's arseholes.

Get over it.

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[ellensmithee.livejournal.com]

Men giving it to each other up the bunghole. Boys kissing. Lovers with their hands on each other's cocks. Men nibbling the nipples of other men. Boys licking each other's arseholes.

Is it suddenly hot in here? *fans self*

[melpemone.livejournal.com]

::rolls eyes:: Ugh, morons. Though I must say, I did enjoy that second-to-last paragraph. :D

[attempt to cheer] For the record, I don't read het as a general rule (has to be recced by a trusted reccer, or written by someone whose work I enjoy, or I'm beta reading it) and I HAVE read The Hat Trick and discovered to my surprise that I enjoyed it very much. [/attempt to cheer]

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Is it suddenly hot in here? *fans self*

I aim to entertain. *Icarus leers at hot boys.*

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

That's just what I was thinking, myself.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank you. I would say that The Hat Trick is more Gen than Het. Even though Ron/Hermione's relationship is central to the plot, it's really about Ron's past mistakes and how he rights them.

Icarus

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Don't worry love most of us love you for the slash.

[venivincere]

Keep talking... yep, that's it -- more kissing, more cock, more arsehole, yeah! Just like that! Ah! Oh! Slash it to me, baby!

[christiangirls.livejournal.com]

>:O! booo!



:))

[presently.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's right. I mostly write slash.

WOT?!?!!11 *unfriends liek*




*snogs* ;x

[incoming.livejournal.com]

I love plebes. They're always so shocked to find out that gay exists; like it were just some nightmare the church cooked up to scare them, like the Bogey man or Liberals.

[wikdsushi.livejournal.com]

*Plays Tom Lehrer's "Smut" in your honour*

[chickadilly.livejournal.com]

As someone who loves to read both slash and het I'm very glad you wrote the Hat Trick. I'm also very glad you wrote every other bit of boy lovin' that you have written!

*raises glass to you*

[marksykins.livejournal.com]

like the Bogey man or Liberals

Ahahahaha. :D!!! That is all.

[mad-martha.livejournal.com]

Please write more slash. I need a bigger sample to read before I can decide whether or not it's worth my time complaining about it.

*grin*

[corvidae9.livejournal.com]

BAH!! What's up with people? Personally, I dig all kinds, but if you don't like it, don't read it! Why would anyone hunt you down to give you trouble???

*smites*

*Settles with popcorn* Now, where were we? Oh yes...
Men nibbling the nipples of other men.
mmm mmm good.

[tboy.livejournal.com]

Oh good, it wasn't just me *eg*.

[mooncharm.livejournal.com]

*joins in leering*

Yummmmmmm!

I have to admit...

[kagyakusha.livejournal.com]

(and I don't *hate* het...i'm just not interested in reading it. Other people are welcome to their het)
.....The Hat Trick is one of the only het fics I've read.
In this or any other fandom. And just in case I didn't say so at the time, because I know I'm bad for that...I really liked it. :)

[lyricalnights.livejournal.com]

Yes. That's right. I mostly write slash. Shock of shocks. Men giving it to each other up the bunghole. Boys kissing. Lovers with their hands on each other's cocks. Men nibbling the nipples of other men. Boys licking each other's arseholes.

And we love you for it. *sends mental "co-operate with Icarus" vibes to SNAFU*

[harveywallbang.livejournal.com]

beautiful... that "shock of shocks" paragraph is brilliant...hahaha.. man, i don't think i even read het anymore...i will if a friend recommends it highly. and i'll write it if it fits, but it's never only about het. there must always be slash!!

Re: I have to admit...

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Not a fan of het either, but I always, always recommend Maya's Flame and Shadow (http://www.restrictedsection.org). Fantastic.

Icarus