A beer run

Jul. 20th, 2004 10:14 pm
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So there was a prison break out in the area.

Equipment on a door failed, and the prisoners propped it open with a bible. They went to get beer.

Then returned.

A few others went to get more beer.

Then returned.

They figured they wouldn't get in trouble if they came back.

Date: 2004-07-20 10:43 pm (UTC)
florahart: (Default)
From: [personal profile] florahart
HAhahahahahahahahahahaha

Date: 2004-07-20 10:48 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-07-20 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] channonyarrow.livejournal.com
I'd like to see an improvement in the quality of the criminals we're turning out from their secondary educations.

The door breaks...let's leave and...come back. Because that's all right. It's called a furlough when the state grants it.

*headdesk*

Date: 2004-07-20 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharp-tongue.livejournal.com
The bible was an especially nice touch.

Date: 2004-07-21 12:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistlefinch.livejournal.com
....that's pricless.

Date: 2004-07-21 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistlefinch.livejournal.com
or priceless, whatever.

Date: 2004-07-21 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ragnhildholm.livejournal.com
Oh goodness. That's really quite amusing. Almost cute.

Date: 2004-07-21 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaig.livejournal.com
*amused* At least they were honest?

Date: 2004-07-21 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lillian78.livejournal.com
I guess we're now clued into just how important beer is in our society LOL!

Date: 2004-07-21 02:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] t-winkle725.livejournal.com
beeeeeeeer....:D

Date: 2004-07-21 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dancing-moon.livejournal.com
Hehehehe. Cute

So, if the prisons started to serve beer, the prisoners wouldn't even want to leave?

Date: 2004-07-21 04:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] electricandroid.livejournal.com
AW. Why do I find that kind of cute?

*hugs you*

thanks for last night hon.

Date: 2004-07-21 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marksykins.livejournal.com
My favorite part about that was they were in street clothes, which they borrowed from other inmates. Why? Because the prison didn't have enough orange jumpsuits for everyone!

You'd think if you were running a prison, you might set aside a portion of the budget for the frickin' WARDROBE.

Date: 2004-07-21 06:09 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-07-21 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dejaspirit.livejournal.com
*dies laughing*

Dude, If I were a judge, I'd be like...okay. Well, at least you came back...

Date: 2004-07-21 07:14 am (UTC)

re beer run

Date: 2004-07-21 08:38 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-07-21 09:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starflowers.livejournal.com
...DID they get in trouble? How did the guards know they'd LEFT?

Date: 2004-07-21 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanderingscribe.livejournal.com
That is the best laugh I've had all day. Thanks.

"It's okay, your honor. We didn't do anything illegal while we were out. We just got our beer and came right back."

Good grief. XD

Date: 2004-07-21 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
I don't know how much trouble they're in, but the guards caught the second group as they were returning. Which had to be one hell of a funny moment.

Icarus

Date: 2004-07-21 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
You know, I hadn't thought about how they should have been obviously prisoners....

Icarus

Date: 2004-07-21 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] christiangirls.livejournal.com
Oh come on! :> You know she deserves more than her fair share of ribbing. :))

Date: 2004-07-22 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lonestarkate.livejournal.com
I guess there really is always time for beer.

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