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The Puppy pointed out that our place was always blazing hot - like a sauna - and that as soon as he got here, he'd sack out and get nothing done.

So as an experiment I started opening the hall door, letting the hot afternoon sun circulate.

Wow. I'm awake and getting stuff done here (although [livejournal.com profile] wildernessguru is bitching that he's cold). So today:

- Watched military amateur gay porn to prep for some upcoming scenes. Hmm. There are some positions that I have really under-estimated.
- Got shopping done. Returned porn videos.
- Responded to emails.
- Sent off Ron/Draco Celebrate Life to [livejournal.com profile] cordelia_v (thanks!)
- Sent off Sparro's and my Percy/Lucius Fanning The Flames to [livejournal.com profile] cursive
- Wrote the next 3 parts of The Walls of Jericho. Man. This just didn't want to come out.


Now I need a beta for Pin-Up Percy. Any volunteers? *looks around perkily*

Date: 2005-01-03 01:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaig.livejournal.com
*intrigued* What positions?

Date: 2005-01-03 01:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adred.livejournal.com
Watched military amateur gay porn to prep for some upcoming scenes. Hmm. There are some positions that I have really under-estimated.
Wow. My current foray into fanfic led me to research the smell of owl shit. *scratches head* I'm obviously writing the wrong stuff ...

Date: 2005-01-03 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underlucius.livejournal.com
*volunteers*

xxx

Date: 2005-01-03 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Sitting on the guy's cock, facing eachother. A friend of mine said it was his favourite position and I can see why. Also, with two guys of similar height 69 can be great. It's not my personal favourite because I tend to be considerably smaller than whomever I'm with (by about a foot), so it's a real pretzel/taffy-stretch for me.

I've definitely over-used the top on top, legs in the air thing. Not very comfortable.

Icarus

Date: 2005-01-03 09:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Cool. Thank you.

Should I use the email address in your user profile? I don't remember which email I sent SNAFU to. :)

Icarus

Date: 2005-01-03 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Okay. Now I'm trying to think why someone needs know what owlshit smells like. A crawl through the Owlery?

And to avoid ever having to research this myself, what does it smell like?

Icarus

Date: 2005-01-03 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] underlucius.livejournal.com
yes thats great, all gets forwarded to the same place.

looking forward to it.

xxx

Date: 2005-01-03 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adred.livejournal.com
*g*
Flashback sequence to a rape in the Owlery (in '20/20'). It was an inefficiently Obliviated memory, with the flashback triggered by one thing (not the smell) but he got the smell, because, as we know, smells are evocative ... anyway, I'll be buggered (sorry) if I could find what it smells like: the Owl Boffins appear to be more interested in the pellets than the shit. I have begun to wonder if Owls defacate at all.
And I'm sure you'll all agree, Owl shit is much more fascinating than porn ...


Date: 2005-01-04 12:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Actually, I may be able to help you. Not specifically with the smell of owl shit, but bird shit in general. Though maybe you know this.

It's a sweet, sickly smell, slightly sharp, overlaid with the scent of wet wood. It fills your nose as if it were stuffed with cotton, and even once you're away you can't get rid of it.

Icarus

Date: 2005-01-04 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaig.livejournal.com
Imagining that does wonders. At the school computer. Woe.

Date: 2005-01-04 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pushdragon.livejournal.com
I am dying of curiosity!

What is military gay porn and how does it differ from civilian gay porn? Does it involve firearms, or do they just have to make the bed properly and pass inspection afterwards?

Ooh! I can't wait to read all the fic you've got in the pipeline!

Date: 2005-01-04 05:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Ha! Military gay porn in this case involves soldiers (Marines and Navy) before the Camp Pendleton videos, who were paid to strut their stuff on camera. These are mostly new recruits post-basic training, all amateurs.

They are not what the military fetishists want. (Big dominant military commanders.)

These guys are fresh out of basic, so they've just been torn down and built back up. This means they're incredibly obedient, malleable, and cooperative. Polite too, very team oriented. Get on the bed. Do this, do that. Raise your leg. Take off your shirt.

They comply instantly, like... er... soldiers. There's an astonishing lack of showing off.

Here's a sample:

Director - Which way do you want to take it, bent over do you want to sit on it?

"Whichever you like."

Which do you want to do?

*Thinks a minute.* "Bending over might be easier."

Which guy do you want to do?

Cue polite evasive answer because that might disrupt the team dynamic by playing favorites.

Oh. And they are very, very quiet. There's not a lot of panting, or moaning, and these guys come without a sound.

Heh. Someone's been masturbating in the barracks.

Icarus

Date: 2005-01-04 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Ha! Military gay porn in this case involves soldiers (Marines and Navy) before the Camp Pendleton videos, who were paid to strut their stuff on camera. These are mostly new recruits post-basic training, all amateurs.

They are not what the military fetishists want. (Big dominant military commanders.)

These guys are fresh out of basic, so they've just been torn down and built back up. This means they're incredibly obedient, malleable, and cooperative. Polite too, very team oriented. Get on the bed. Do this, do that. Raise your leg. Take off your shirt.

They comply instantly, like... er... soldiers. There's an astonishing lack of showing off.

Here's a sample:

Director - Which way do you want to take it, bent over do you want to sit on it?

"Whichever you like."

Which do you want to do?

*Thinks a minute.* "Bending over might be easier."

Which guy do you want to do?

Cue polite evasive answer because that might disrupt the team dynamic by playing favorites.

Oh. And they are very, very quiet. There's not a lot of panting, or moaning, and these guys come without a sound.

Heh. Someone's been masturbating in the barracks.

Icarus

Date: 2005-01-04 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wistful-fever.livejournal.com
Gay porn as research! Why did I never consider that as an excuse to my family? Ah, but there is brilliance in "I could have."

Date: 2005-01-04 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Well, I doubt that would have flown with my parents (and the teasing would have been worse than losing the videos), but fortunately I haven't lived with them in a while.

Icarus

Date: 2005-01-04 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adred.livejournal.com
Thanks *g*

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