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Feb. 21st, 2003 03:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
icarusGacked from Telanu. *genius!*
Dear Frodo, I apologize for saddling you with such frustrating friends when you're injured, then tempting you till you cracked, and then embarrassing you on top of it all. But at least you got to be clever and embarrass Sam a little, too, and have lots of steamy sex.
Dear Snape, I'm deeply sorry that I ruined your fun, exposed your young sexual nievete (horrifying to you now, I know), but at least you got to have a lot of fun at Harry Potter's expense and take Percy down a notch. Though I understand they both turned out to be a lot of work. Still, at least you got to make it with two guys at once. Thank goodness for small favours.
Dear Ron, I'm very sorry to wake you so late at night, then cross the lines in your friendship with Harry time and again. But there have been some fine 'Kodak' moments, right? Waitaminute, you didn't know about this? I can explain...
Dear Percy, I hope you'll forgive my messing up your relationship with Penolope, bigtime. It really was for your own good. I know you understand such thinking.
Dear Draco, I realize you prefer to your vulnerable childhood to be private, but I just couldn't resist. I am accepting bribes if you wish me to stop. No, they aren't monetary. *smiles*
Dear Hermione, no doubt there are all kinds of questions from your parents once I revealed your little secret, but really - they know all about it now! So what's the problem?
Dear Fred and George, well, there really isn't much to apologize for, now is there? Have at it. Do you want a cut of the proceeds?
Last but not least...
Dear Harry, you've been caught with your pants down, a stumbling drunk, stuck in the middle, and forced to learn the Dark Arts against your will while your personal life... well. But considering that you've had more sex than anyone, I can't see why you'd complain.
I know I'm forgiven. I really do.
R/L intrudes:
Problem with car. Nothing I want to talk about. I'm too embarrassed. But it's history. Time to stick my head in the sand. That's always worked, right?
Dear Frodo, I apologize for saddling you with such frustrating friends when you're injured, then tempting you till you cracked, and then embarrassing you on top of it all. But at least you got to be clever and embarrass Sam a little, too, and have lots of steamy sex.
Dear Snape, I'm deeply sorry that I ruined your fun, exposed your young sexual nievete (horrifying to you now, I know), but at least you got to have a lot of fun at Harry Potter's expense and take Percy down a notch. Though I understand they both turned out to be a lot of work. Still, at least you got to make it with two guys at once. Thank goodness for small favours.
Dear Ron, I'm very sorry to wake you so late at night, then cross the lines in your friendship with Harry time and again. But there have been some fine 'Kodak' moments, right? Waitaminute, you didn't know about this? I can explain...
Dear Percy, I hope you'll forgive my messing up your relationship with Penolope, bigtime. It really was for your own good. I know you understand such thinking.
Dear Draco, I realize you prefer to your vulnerable childhood to be private, but I just couldn't resist. I am accepting bribes if you wish me to stop. No, they aren't monetary. *smiles*
Dear Hermione, no doubt there are all kinds of questions from your parents once I revealed your little secret, but really - they know all about it now! So what's the problem?
Dear Fred and George, well, there really isn't much to apologize for, now is there? Have at it. Do you want a cut of the proceeds?
Last but not least...
Dear Harry, you've been caught with your pants down, a stumbling drunk, stuck in the middle, and forced to learn the Dark Arts against your will while your personal life... well. But considering that you've had more sex than anyone, I can't see why you'd complain.
I know I'm forgiven. I really do.
R/L intrudes:
Problem with car. Nothing I want to talk about. I'm too embarrassed. But it's history. Time to stick my head in the sand. That's always worked, right?
