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resonant8:

I did them fast, without thinking about it. The ones that surprised me are in bold.

If I were a stone, I would be red and high in the mountains
If I were a tree, I would be an oak.
If I were a bird, I would fly and never look back.
If I were a machine, I would be a bulldozer.
If I were a tool, I would be: a hammer.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be a rosebush, complete with thorns and dropping petals.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a storm, with a lot of thunder and lightning and wind.
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a unicorn.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a clarinet.
If I were an animal, I would be: a pegasus.
If I were a color, I would be: orange.
If I were an emotion, I would be: happy.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: tomato.
If I were a sound, I would be: a song.
If I were an element, I would be: oxygen.
If I were a car, I would be: a turbo, GLX.
If I were a song, I would be: softly playing in the background where no one noticed.
If I were a movie, I would be: Flashy 1940's romance.
If I were a food, I would be: banana cream pie.
If I were a place, I would be: the Misty Mountains in the Lord of the Rings.
If I were a material, I would be: cloth, burlap.
If I werea taste, I would be: spicy, Indian-spicy, with lemon.
If I were a religion, I would be: Zen. Which is funny, because that's not my form of Buddhism.
If I were a word, I would be: Harley-Davidson. Do proper nouns count?
If I were an object, I would be: a pearl.
If I were a body part, I would be: hands.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: amused.
If I were a subject in school, I would be: Television and how it effects society today.
If I were a shape, I would be: round.
If I were a number, I would be: 11.
If I were a month, I would be: November, and grey.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Friday!
If I were a time of day,I would be: early in the morning, about 4 or 5 am, when the sun peaks over the horizon and the temperature mysteriously drops.
If I were a direction, I would be: east.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: a low table, easy to reach.
If I were a sin, I would be: gluttony. Which is strange, because I hardly eat anything.
If I were a historical figure, I would be: Joan of Arc. Hands down.
If I were a liquid, I would be: liquid acrylic, the kind they put on boats.
If I were a method of death, I would be: dismemberment.

Yeah. Most of them surprised me.

If I were in therapy, this might be useful.