love is just a monster in your pants Now that sounds like the genesis for a HP story. "Is that a basilisk in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Let me see if Parseltongue will get a reaction. Whoah!"
Or Luna: "It looks like you've got a bad attack of one-eyed horned gilsack. Those can be dangerous if aroused. Let me stroke it for you."
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Date: 2005-07-25 11:20 am (UTC)Now that sounds like the genesis for a HP story.
"Is that a basilisk in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Let me see if Parseltongue will get a reaction. Whoah!"
Or Luna: "It looks like you've got a bad attack of one-eyed horned gilsack. Those can be dangerous if aroused. Let me stroke it for you."