Adventures in BBQ sauce.
Dec. 22nd, 2006 11:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
icarusAdventures in BBQ sauce.
Going Christmas shopping in the boyfriend's car, I noticed a little MacDonald's cup of BBQ sauce had fallen down the side of the passenger seat. In an uncharacteristic fit of cleanliness, I picked it up.
Did I put it on the dashboard? Heck no! That would have been smart.
Then, in the dark, I returned with a huge box from Best Buy.
Did I…?
1 – notice the little packet of BBQ sauce in time, and stand there with the box balanced on my knee and pressed against the side of the car, swearing as I swept it off the seat?
2 – dump the giant box on top of the BBQ sauce? *splut!*
3 – step on the BBQ sauce anyway because I'd swept it onto the floor?
4 – kneel on the BBQ sauce as I was getting the box out of the car, wincing as I realized what it was?
5 – notice the BBQ sauce on the front of my jacket once I was in the light, wondering "What the heck…?"
Correct guesses win a free trip to MacDonalds these last busy holiday shopping days.
Going Christmas shopping in the boyfriend's car, I noticed a little MacDonald's cup of BBQ sauce had fallen down the side of the passenger seat. In an uncharacteristic fit of cleanliness, I picked it up.
Did I put it on the dashboard? Heck no! That would have been smart.
Then, in the dark, I returned with a huge box from Best Buy.
Did I…?
1 – notice the little packet of BBQ sauce in time, and stand there with the box balanced on my knee and pressed against the side of the car, swearing as I swept it off the seat?
2 – dump the giant box on top of the BBQ sauce? *splut!*
3 – step on the BBQ sauce anyway because I'd swept it onto the floor?
4 – kneel on the BBQ sauce as I was getting the box out of the car, wincing as I realized what it was?
5 – notice the BBQ sauce on the front of my jacket once I was in the light, wondering "What the heck…?"
Correct guesses win a free trip to MacDonalds these last busy holiday shopping days.
