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The first of a couple drabbles to cheer up Lynda, aka [livejournal.com profile] tboy. Keep a stiff upper lip! And in [livejournal.com profile] tboy's honor, I nearly got caught writing this at lunch (mostly at lunch.. it was a very late lunch). I think they glanced over my shoulder and saw some comments from Ron. Alas, yes, it was a crude one.



At Fauntleroy & Diagon Alley
By Icarus


The afternoon sun beat down on them, and Harry shaded his eyes, certain this was a bad idea. It was not a part of Diagon Alley he ought to be seen in, especially not with Ron smirking at him like that. Ron leaned against the warm brick wall and gave him a lazy smile.

"You really can't tell?" Ron asked. He nodded in the direction of an older man across the street. "What about him?"

Harry squinted, but beyond having well-brushed silvery grey hair, he didn't see anything unusual. Well, other than the general wizarding oddities -- he wore breeches, with a coat and tails. "Is he -?"

Ron chuckled. "Sure." His eyes traveled down the length of Fauntleroy Street, admiring the male 'scenery.'

A couple of young men walked by; one was shirtless, the other (barely) wore a brief cropped top. As they passed, he scanned Ron from head to toe, unobserved by his 'friend'. Ron's grin expanded.

Harry's eyes widened. "Okay, now I saw that."

"Well. He all but whipped my pants to my knees and settled in for lunch." Ron shook his head sagely. "You're gonna to have to get a lot better at this, or I'll be tempted to flirt outrageously behind your back."

Harry snorted. Ron was as loyal as a dog, not to mention he called Harry the 'catch of the century.' A few other people passed them.

"You didn't see that?" Ron's voice was amazed.

Harry made a helpless gesture and shrugged.

"Time for drastic measures," Ron said, "take off your shirt."

"What? No! It's bad enough that I'm at Fauntleroy and Diagon. What if we run into someone we know?"

"Then we've learned something new about them: mutually assured destruction. Trust me, they won't tell. Besides, we're just standing here, that's all; just two curious kids."

Harry would have argued that they weren't kids anymore, but the truth was, the wizarding world hadn't exactly wrapped its mind around that fact, and still spoke of Harry as The-Boy-Who-Lived.

"I'll take off mine then." Ron's smug undertone was obvious.

"Forget it, Ron." Harry glared. He thought Ron was kidding about the flirting, but… he looked damned good without a shirt. And knew it, too. Harry began pulling off his t-shirt. "What for, anyway?"

"You're never gonna get this. Look, just do it – you'll see."

The warm brick was blazing hot under Harry's shoulders, so they moved to a couple of chairs in front of a café. They were no longer in the sun, but it was still warm enough, even without a shirt.

"People are staring." Harry shrank in on himself and tried to look casual as he folded his arms across his chest. Ron leaned an elbow on the back of Harry's chair.

"Yeah."

Harry squirmed as a few more passersby eyed him. He felt naked without the shirt, and thought he had to be really white, too.

Ron picked up on his mood and leered at him. "Relax! It's fine. You look great."

Harry gave Ron a suspicious glance, then tried slump a little and look 'relaxed.' A few feet away, the grey-haired gentleman emerged from the store, looking left and right as if deciding which errand to do next. He shot Harry a quick appraising look and their eyes met with an undefineable recognition before he continued on his way.

What was that?

A kid who couldn't have been more than a fourth-year at Hogwarts, passed on the opposite side of the narrow alley, leaning on his girlfriend's shoulder. His eyes trailed across Harry's bare chest, and captured Harry's for a lingering moment.

Holy hell. That got Harry's attention.

Looking around, he realized the place was crawling with queer wizards! Everywhere he looked, in twos and threes, in groups or single; some went about their errands, while others stood around checking out the crowd.

There was group of five or so young men who crossed Fauntleroy at Diagon Alley; two were dressed as if they were selling something, but – no, and nope; they were definitely not gay. But a third was dressed very conservatively, shirt buttoned to his neck; he could easily pass for Percy. His eyes were everywhere, and they widened in panic as they met Harry's. Harry immediately looked away. Not his type, even if he weren't with Ron. Two wizards in their thirties or forties matched strides and filtered through the crowd, dressed almost exactly alike as if they shopped together. They were so obvious.

It was like suddenly being able to see the thestrals, a veil lifted from his vision. How did everyone manage to be invisible before?

A cluster of young men about Ron and Harry's age paused in the doorway of the café, glancing about with the nervous tension of predators stalking prey. They took in Harry immediately, and one leaned over to whisper to his friend, who grinned.

Harry reached for his shirt, but discovered Ron had picked it up. "I'm drawing too much attention."

"That's all right. I've made it pretty clear you're with me, or you'd be getting more than just looks."

Harry gazed over at Ron and realized he was sprawled in the chair with one arm across the back of Harry's, almost, but not quite on his shoulder. Not anything anyone would notice, unless you were already picking up very subtle cues.

Sure enough, the café bell jingled as the boys went inside without a word, though not without a wistful backward glance or two. Harry couldn't help but smile a little at a dark-eyed Indian kid, and he gave Ron a sheepish look. But Ron was grinning from ear to ear. He whispered, "Welcome to the world, Harry."

The boys passed a dark-haired bloke on his way out of the café; his eyes traveled up Harry's chest to his face in a steady appraisal; then he seemed to take in Ron's protectiveness, and sneered before turning on his heel.

"Bet that one was in Slytherin," Ron commented.

Harry recognized that slow appraising glance suddenly. "Ron… Snape's queer, isn't he?"

Ron laughed. "You're just working that out now?"

The café started to fill up, and inside the owner peered over the counter to glare at his two non-paying customers. They were both broke, and decided in the same moment to head home. A breeze had picked up, though it was still warm.

"Here, Ron, hand me my shirt I'll – hey!"

Ron held it out of reach. Harry jumped for it, caught an edge – but Ron quickly switched hands, giggling, as Harry scrambled, quick as a cat. A few people on the sidewalk stopped to smile at them.

Noticing the crowd, Harry stopped. "Ron! Come on, I'm half-naked out here!"

"Yeah," Ron said, "let's keep it that way for a bit, all right?" He handed Harry the shirt, draping an arm across his shoulder. "I may not be able to date you openly, but this way at least I get to show you off."

Harry decided there was no harm in it, and balled the t-shirt up in his hand. He leaned into Ron's warm hand on the small of his back as they turned towards Diagon Alley.

A faint suspicion occurred to him, something he really wouldn't put past Ron.

"This was just an excuse to get my shirt off in public, wasn't it?"

Ron chuckled. "I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might incriminate myself. But, yeah, sometimes you are entirely too shy."




Date: 2003-08-20 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boomingvoice.livejournal.com
That was delicious. Ron was, as always, disgustingly hot, and Harry! So sweetly oblivious. I heart these types of fics, managing to be sexy without any actual sex. I giggled aloud at several parts as well. Marvelous.

Date: 2003-08-20 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nataliadarimini.livejournal.com
O_O
I suddenly feel a strong affinity for Ron/Harry. I've never really seen the appeal, but, um, wow.

Date: 2003-08-20 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justacat.livejournal.com
Wow, I loved this. Then again, I love just about everything you write. And I guess I really need to go read Circles of Power.

(And in response to boomingvoice: it can be nice to read sexy without actual sex, and this is a super example of it ... but hey, sexy with actual sex is great too ;-)

Date: 2003-08-20 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Thank you. No major work here, just a sweet little piece about Harry opening his eyes, exploring the 'Circles of Power' dynamic between Harry and Ron, which is an interesting one.

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-20 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Oh good, I'm so glad it was funny! It was meant to give a chuckle or two (as well as a knowing smirk or two).

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-20 09:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
If you think of Harry/Ron as friends-with-benefits that just got more serious, they make sense together.

Mad Martha and I took this same approach, just from opposite directions: I took the idea that Harry was gay, while Ron was straight-bendable. She took the theory that Ron was that masculine-type gay guy (the sort that advertises as 'straight-acting' in the sex ads) and Harry's bi.

It's fun exploring her version, because the relationship turns out so very different. Much less tense, but still hot when Ron is in the driver's seat, as opposed to Harry.

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-20 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
You did? Thank you! And I appreciate both you and boomingvoice finding it sexy. Good.

Read 'Circles of Power' as well as the prequels, 'The Day After The Night Before' and 'Saucy Boys' (www.fanfiction.net/~madmartha). Lots of interesting observations and intricate characterisation. These and 'Moving Pictures' are my favourite Harry/Ron fics.

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-20 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalnights.livejournal.com
You really shouldn't be allowed to write something both this cute and this sexy. Still, I'm glad you are. ;)

I love worldy-yet-devoted!Ron and sweetly-naive!Harry. And Snape could give me an appraisal like that anyday, but that's a whole different genre...

Date: 2003-08-20 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
That link didn't seem to work. Here: www.fanfiction.net/~madmartha. Just paste that into your browser.

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-20 10:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mousapelli.livejournal.com
so cute! gotta love those boys who love boys who are utterly clueless.

thanks for giving me my Weasley fix for the night ;)

Date: 2003-08-21 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puella-deville.livejournal.com
Adorable Confident!Ron and Clueless!Harry. And nice comparison to thestral-seeing.

Date: 2003-08-21 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pastles.livejournal.com
*loves you so very much*

I love your Ron.

That is all. You can make me read Ron/anybody... I swear... and I don't even *like* Ron/Harry

Date: 2003-08-21 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tboy.livejournal.com
Hello! Wow!!!! *g* This is terrific. Thanks so much for this 'cheer up' piece - which worked marvellously, btw ;-). Love the set up - Ron proving his point, and Harry's awareness hitting him. Loved the Thestral comparison :-D. I thought you captured the cruising really well, and the gaydar element. Loved that Ron was able to use Harry's jealousy to get him to cooperate.

And you were caught at lunchtime! Perhaps the Ron/Draco fic wasn't jinxed - perhaps it's us together *eg*. Whenever we collaborate or influence each other in any way... BAM! We're outed *g*. LOL.

Thanks so much (((Icarus))).
Love
Lynda
trying to drink coke with a stiff upper lip

Date: 2003-08-21 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinderblast.livejournal.com
Okay, now you made me want a story about gay thestrals.

And thanks for being a sweetheart.

-brodie

Date: 2003-08-21 05:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Heh. Do you want that appraisal complete with the sneer?

Allowed? *Checks the Harry/Ron bylaws* Yes, sweet and sexy is allowed. I'm given to understand that fanon Harry/Ron is not permitted to have:

- angst
- break-ups
- infidelity
- other bummers

Yep. My story passes with flying colors. ;)

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-21 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Oh god. You are the only person who could seriously give me a plot-bunny like that. *squeezes eyes shut* Noooooo...

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-21 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thywillbedone.livejournal.com
fanon Harry/Ron is not permitted to have:

- angst
- break-ups
- infidelity
- other bummers


Uh oh. There goes my WIP...

Date: 2003-08-21 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalnights.livejournal.com
Oh, right, my bad on the bylaws there. ;) I was using my Snarry and Snape/Lupin manual. Though may I suggest Slytherlynx's Screwed for that oh-so-rare angsty H/R? http://slytherlynx.jteers.net/screwed.html

Still, rarely do you get to see Harry and Ron portrayed so equally and well. Yeah! for Icarus' friendlove.

PS- the sneer is the best part. ;)

Date: 2003-08-21 09:27 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] capitu
Okay, Okay.
I don't know what to say, except, can I marry you?
You make me want to write again. Really.
This is bloody gorgeous and, Ron, how you write him, what a pleasure. A real plesure to read.

Date: 2003-08-22 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinderblast.livejournal.com
And imagine what it would take to actually be able see one of these creatures - Hagrid and Flitwick rolling around in the buff, maybe.

As they say on the Simpsons, 'there goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.'

-brodie

Date: 2003-08-22 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
LOL! Of course, the sneer is wonderful. I was looking under the Harry/Ron bylaws for 'sneer' by mistake. Yep, sneer is good in the Snape books.

Oh, I've read Screwed. I think I've rec'd it, too.

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-22 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
*lounges in a seedy manner* I'm always here for those Weasley fixes. I'll give you a good deal, too - got the good stuff. Come back soon.

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-22 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Thank you! I've had that experience of sudden seeing through gaydar, and it's like -- wow. Where did everyone come from?

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-22 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Well, most of the Ron/Harry out there is written by people who are very, very young and don't have much experience with men. So there's a romanticism to the 'Harry/Ron mould' that the adult authors, Slytherlinx, Anna, Mad Martha and I (among others) are trying to crack.

Really, there's a lot of resistance. I consistently get negative feedback on 'Hagrid's Hut' and 'Primer to the Dark Arts', not flames but just, "oh, I wanted see... Romance! Not this messy relationship. Warm fuzzies. That's what Harry/Ron is all about." Or words to that effect.

Or I else I hear, "Ugh! Ron is using Harry! That's horrible!" which is silly, because from a guy's perspective that's not what's happening at all. They're both getting off and enjoying it. It's just that Harry (in Primer and Hagrid's Hut) would like a little more. But with m/m sex, having a 'relationship' is taking it to the next level. With m/f sex, the sex is taking it to the next level.

So - go read Mad Martha (www.fanfiction.net/~madmartha), that Slytherlynx story mentioned in one of the comments above, and Anna (http://www.witchfics.org/anna/movingpictures/index.html). And Hagrid's Hut (home.earthlink.net/~dinkbird) while you're at it. That's Harry/Ron.

Icarus

Date: 2003-08-22 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
I'm looking forward to more steaming hot [livejournal.com profile] capitu fics. Darling, you are the queen of the Ron PWP.

Date: 2003-08-22 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalnights.livejournal.com
Excellent. I think it should be pimped as much as possible. =)

Date: 2003-08-23 06:48 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] capitu
No way! You are! Well, not PWP but queen of Perfect!Ron (for me anyway)

God, it's been quite a while, hasn't it?
The worst is that I have a bunch of fics started... I have to finish some soon, it's been way too long. I miss Ron. :(

Date: 2003-08-28 01:46 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
that was extremely cute... i liked the way ron was teasing harry a lil bit...

Date: 2003-09-06 12:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Hi, I'm really pleased that you like 'At Fauntleroy..' and that it's up on your massive slash rec-the-rec list.

Off-line I had a conversation with Mad Martha. We decided weeks ago that while 'Special Delivery' (http://home.earthlink.net/~dinkbird) was definitely part of her Circles of Power universe and written as a gift for her, 'At Fauntleroy..' was starting to touch on things that her backstory deals with differently.

In 'Special Delivery' I was very careful to imitate her style of writing, and it fits into her world smoothly. It also only touches on things mentioned in Circles of Power. We had spoken about my writing a missing sex scene from 'Circles of Power' months ago.

But 'At Fauntleroy..' is definitely written in my style, and is my story and universe, not hers.

So if you could take the indication off your website that 'At Fauntleroy..' is connected to 'Circles of Power' I would appreciate it. She intends to deal with these issues differently, and doesn't want people to confuse her stories with mine. I complied weeks ago, and you'll note that I took the mention of 'Circles of Power' off the main page.

We both agreed the 'Special Delivery' remains part of her universe, and she is well pleased.

Icarus

Date: 2003-09-06 02:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justacat.livejournal.com
Of course! Consider it done. And thanks so much for letting me know, I appreciate it. (And I'd love to see more in your own At Fauntleroy universe ... :)

Date: 2003-09-27 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Haha! Oh, what a sweet little fic. I love when Harry gets introduces to new things, hehe. The relationship between Ron and Harry goes a bit deeper here...perhaps Ron is gay? I like this approach, of Ron playing a kind of joke on Harry and Harry being okay although a bit nervous, instead of the usual fluff you see with H/R stuff. This was well written, with everyone in character. I liked the detailed descriptions.

Date: 2003-09-28 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Yep, Ron's gay, you've got that right - and he and Ron are together. Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Icarus

you are simply my new object of worship, you are

Date: 2003-12-17 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
gay thestral bunnies... eeeeeeeeeeeww.....

OK, I'm soooo ready to move into this universe and get in on the bisexual!Harry action... is it just me, or is he MUCH hotter than that Radcliffe kid could ever be?

Thank you for this, and all other bits and pieces like it. I love reading you!

Date: 2004-02-18 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanj.livejournal.com
I'm very late to the party, but -- so cute! Thanks!

Date: 2004-02-19 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Thank you! This was a fun piece to do.

Icarus

Date: 2004-02-21 12:39 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I liked your story, especially how you wrote Ron. I've read many fics with good to very bad Harrys; but most of the stories I've read just seem to make Ron dumb as a post & going beserk with temper every few minutes with nothing else to his personality. This was a refreshing change!

regards, countessvorkosigan

Date: 2004-02-21 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Thank you! Ron's a personal favourite of mine. If you like a 'refreshing Ron' you can check out 'Guy Talk,' 'Hagrid's Hut,' 'Primer to the Dark Arts,' and the NC-17 Ron series, 'Beg Me For It.'

Then when you're done with those, ;) read Mad Martha's stories (http://www.fanfiction.net/~madmartha), and Mad Maudlin (http://www.fanfiction.net/~madmaudlin). They're both excellent.

Icarus

adorable

Date: 2007-08-25 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] songchik92.livejournal.com
that was incredibly cute. I love how Harry's the inexperienced one in this fic. In the books, he seems to be okay with the whole romance scene. This fic portrayed him exactly as it chould have...as a pupil, or a student. Somebody just starting to figure things out. Very hot and very cute:)

Write on!
~K

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