Moron alert

[icarus]

Review of 'Far Too Personal' from ff.net -

From: Ron hater()

What are you? A pyco? What the fuck are you THINKING?! My Sev and that imbecile waste of human flesh WEASLY?! GO to hell for putting my sev though that.

*****

I responded: read the fucking summary next time. "Student, tall, beater's build.." Okay, maybe not quite beater's build, he was close enough. Ron Weasley places a personal ad and lies shamelessly about himself and his 'assets.' His date does the same.

This is the first truly idiotic flame I've ever received. I've been flamed before, but only intelligently (and painfully). Go away fool.

Comments

[mooders.livejournal.com]

What sort of life or lack there of does that person have? If they hate ron, why read a Ron-centered fic?

e_e and if his name was 'Sev' I'm sure he wished he WAS in hell.

Ah well. Like I always said. You're not famous until someone hates you.

[lyricalnights.livejournal.com]

What are you? A pyco?

My favorite part. ;) You pyco!

I think the ability to read and process information (like summaries and pairing notices) has been driven out by reverse darwinism.

I'd say these people would be too stupid to procreate, but in reality they're just too stupid to read the directions on the condom package. And nightmarish cycle continues...

You've got to be kidding me...

[barbana.livejournal.com]

Right?

*rolls eyes*

Sheesh. I can't believe some people. I'll let you in on a little secret, I'm an often fierce OTPer...but that does not stop me from enjoying something that is cute and funny and interesting to read. (Psst...I liked 'Far too Personal', I read it right after I DEVOURED part one of Snape Manor when I got home- more on that later)

You are wise to ignore such stupidity.

[thetreacletart.livejournal.com]

What exactly is a pyco?

Can I be one? Is there a test?

I once got a review telling me the chapter I posted didn't sound like me, that it sounded like someone else wrote it. Maybe I have duel personalities? Maybe I am already a pyco just like you? Can we get a secret hand shake?

[cursive.livejournal.com]

I've had some pretty impressive flames, I liked the one that said I was a "saddist". Isn't that great. Do you think saddists are at all related to pycos?

The formula flame of "sick sob" 200 times was the most stupid I've received, but it doesn't equal the ingenuity of things like saddist and pyco.

[nataliadarimini.livejournal.com]

O_O pyco? that's just painful. that's needlessly, wretchedly sad. pyco, indeed.

[exbentley]

Weird. And.. weird. Strange things that people think and say... I once got flamed for having the name "Greenie" because it reminded someone of snot...

Needless to say, that was on ff.net as well.

:/

[aigooism.livejournal.com]

Dumbass. I hate flamers that are writes nonsense and make themselves sound imbecilic.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Let your pyco flag fly!

bitch slaps the pyco

[tinderblast.livejournal.com]

HOW DARE YOU!!??? How dare YOU treat 'her Sev' like that? Infecting him with Weasley germs.

Well, you've been put in your place nicely, haven't you?

*Icarus immediately runs off to write a sequel*

-brodie

[bluemoon02.livejournal.com]

*Shaking my head solemnly*...You evil pyco, you!

Re: bitch slaps the pyco

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I believe that Weasly germs. Let's get our mispellings correct now.

Writing a sequel... you know, that's not a bad idea.

*Icarus sprouts horns - oh, wait, they were already there*

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Pycos of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your brains!

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I have to admit that I rather enjoy the fact that this person is an imbecile. It a credit to the story that it doesn't appeal to imbeciles. This about it. ;)

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

I wonder what the demographics of ff.net is. Though I've had success with it in the past.

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

LOL! No kidding.

I actually looked it up -- or tried to. I thought, this person couldn't have just made up a random word, could they?? It seems they did.

Icarus

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Actually, the worst review I've ever had was a positive one that said 'MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE! MORE!'

...you get the idea. For all 27 chapters of Primer to the Dark Arts. *ouch* Glad you she liked it... um...

Icarus

Re: You've got to be kidding me...

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Heh. My OTP is Frodo/Sam, which fortunately has no bearing on Harry Potter.

Icarus

[haku-kaen.livejournal.com]

Aw, I wish someone left me that message. I'd like to be flamed, unfortunately the only one I've ever gotten was years ago when someone apparently wanted the same email address I had at the time (and had been using for about a year and a half) and wrote a nasty flame about how they'd been using the name first.

I'm a sick pervert, and I am gay, so why don't I ever get insulting reviews saying so with bad spelling and in all caps? *sniffles* It makes me feel unloved.