Chris Kluwe: Gay Marriage Won't Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster

[icarus]

“They Won’t Magically Turn You Into A Lustful Cockmonster”: Chris Kluwe Explains Gay Marriage To The Politician Who Is Offended By An NFL Player Supporting It.

After a letter like this, I'm rooting for the Ravens.

Comments

[tazlet]

I just nasty-grammed Mr. Burns at emmett.burns@house.state.md.us

[icarus]

Me too!

[quinfirefrorefiddle]

I don't give a shit about football, but I think I'm about to become a Vikings fan.

Well, at least my about-to-be in-laws will be thrilled.

[icarus]

Football makes good background noise. And yep, I'm going to have to follow the Vikings and the Ravens now.

The politician is back-pedaling like mad.

[wanted_a_pony]

IKR?!? I can't remember ever enjoying any writing by a sports figure as much as this! I gather, from comments to a story-about-the-story, that Burns is trying to back-slither from his original letter now....