Life with a baby.
May. 24th, 2013 07:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Huh.
I've been so busy lately, never home, that I didn't realize till now that I live with a baby.
I mean, technically I knew it.
But now that I'm actually here, I now know that:
1) Said baby shrieks. Frequently.
2) That my apartment is directly below the baby bouncer, and
C) Said baby bouncer sounds rather like a three-legged Pogo-stick
L) Directly overhead.
Sigh. Remember how happy I was that I never had kids?
Multiply that by ten.
Oh, now with the fussing and crying. And intermittent bouncing.
Make that twenty.
I've been so busy lately, never home, that I didn't realize till now that I live with a baby.
I mean, technically I knew it.
But now that I'm actually here, I now know that:
1) Said baby shrieks. Frequently.
2) That my apartment is directly below the baby bouncer, and
C) Said baby bouncer sounds rather like a three-legged Pogo-stick
L) Directly overhead.
Sigh. Remember how happy I was that I never had kids?
Multiply that by ten.
Oh, now with the fussing and crying. And intermittent bouncing.
Make that twenty.