Cleanliness is next to modliness?

[icarus]

*Icarus steps up to microphone. It gives a shrill squeal.* "Ahem. I see it's working. Um...

"I said I'd announce where the Percy Ficathon will be posted. And well, it seemed like there were a lot of Ficathons and new groups --"

"Get to the point, Ick!"

"Er. Right. So anyway, to lure people into one of the new groups and out of sheer laziness to make my life simpler, the Percy Ficathon will be hosted at weasleyworship."

"Somehow in the midst of this I became a mod." *Scratches head in bemused Arthur-like fashion.* "I'm not exactly how that happened except that it was late at night and seemed a good idea. I'm sure I'll give my co-mods no cause to regret --

*Alter-ego takes over* YOU SHALL BOW BEFORE MY WILL! CRAWL, I TELL YOU, CRAWL!!

"-- my helping out. I have no Percy-ish obsession with power whatsoever." *Mild, deceptively Arthur-like smile.*

Sign up for the Percy (hah, I typed pervy) Ficathon here. Accepting victims volunteers until March 7th.

Er. While we're on the subject, I do need someone interested in Percy/Bellatrix or Tom or Death Eater(s). Ahem.

Comments

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

LOL! You got that right.

Icarus

[ursulakohl.livejournal.com]

Though I think either relationship would make Ron feel equally uncomfortable. (After all, Lavender would inflict it on him in EVERY SINGLE CLASS.)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

"Oooo, your brother such a woooonderful kisser. And he was promoted just last week -- he's very important to the Ministry." Ron snorts. "Hmph. You're just jealous because you'll never earn 17 N.E.W.Ts." *Squeal!* "Look, everyone! Another owl from my Percy. And some roses. He's such a romantic." *disparaging look up and down Ron* "It's a wonder you're from the same family."

As she saunters away, Ron mutters to Harry. "She got that right."

Icarus