It's official. Telephone rings...

[icarus]

Phone rings. Nasal voice answers.

"Beezlebub Incorporated, Director's office. How may I offend you?"

"Hello - is this Hell?"

"Yes, this is Hell."

"Director... isn't he supposed to be called Satan or something?"

"We try to stay current."

"Ah." I nod. "So, what's the weather like there?"

"We're experiencing a cold snap."

"That's what I thought."

I hang up. (You shouldn't be polite to minions of hell; it worries them.)

Clearly Hell has frozen over, because I'm recommending a trio fic. Moreover, the het is my favourite part. Only resonant8 could do this.

Bed And Board NC-17, Harry/Ron/Hermione.

Comments

[moshi.livejournal.com]

That's one of the most entertaining recs I've ever read. :0)

[everythingisaid.livejournal.com]

I agree with miss_mosh's comment--this has to be the funniest rec that I've ever read. Ha ha.

[lerah99.livejournal.com]

Well, I always said hell would have to freeze over before I would read a trio fic. I'm glad you've saved me a phone call. I will just go read this before I pop on down to the underworld for a bit of ice skating. (I bet those lava lakes look so pretty with a coating of ice over them.)

Oh... Yep! Proof positive hell has frozen over. Not only did I read I trio fic, I liked it. Thanks for the great rec!

[harveywallbang.livejournal.com]

that phone call made me burst out laughing.. "how may i offend you?" bahaha.. i'm gonna say that to someone...
i've read trio fics, but there aren't very many good ones. this one though, had me panting....

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

::purrs:: I love triofic. So.. yay. ^.^