icarus: Snape by mysterious artist (Ron and Draco in Drag by Lizardspots)
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... is living up to its name. I now know what J. R. R. Tolkien's was talking about when he got Frodo in an untenable situation, from which he saw no way out. (This was at the Fords outside Rivendell, by the way.) I used to think, how can a writer get their character into a situation they didn't plan? Isn't that what an outline's for?

Oh, it's doable.

It's going to take something get Draco out of this mess. Man.

I think I'm going to skip to Ron's part of the story which isn't stuck. Though what they're both attempting fits my definition of insane.

Date: 2004-04-02 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncp.livejournal.com
Well, Frodo was rescued by Glorfindel (or Arwen, if your name is Peter Jackson and you feel like throwing out canon for a grrl power moment), so all you have to do is invent a character who will show up, rescue Draco, and disappear, never to be seen again.

Date: 2004-04-02 10:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ursulakohl.livejournal.com
I vote Dobby for Deus Ex Machina!

Date: 2004-04-02 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncp.livejournal.com
Nah... Deus ex machinae need to be more... impressive. Dobby isn't one for thunderclaps and scaring the shit out of enemies. You need someone like those Centaurs... I forget their names, the nasty bigoted ones... They can storm through the ministry, trample everyone, and leave.

There's a reason why I don't write fanfic, you know...

Date: 2004-04-02 11:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
*Icarus snaps fingers* Dobby!

Oh. Wait. No house-elves in the prison.

Oh well.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 12:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ursulakohl.livejournal.com
Is there a specific rule banning house-elves in the prison? Because the advantage of Dobby is that he can apparate places no wizard can.

Date: 2004-04-02 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
But Draco's problem is that he's lost -! He's not trying to break out, you see.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncp.livejournal.com
Deus ex Machina=Maurauder's Map of the Ministry dropping from the rafters.

Date: 2004-04-02 03:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Ah, he's figured where he is now. It wasn't too hard. But getting out of there is going to be a trick. :D

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ursulakohl.livejournal.com
Dobby could fetch a map ;)

But it doesn't sound like you need a Deus Ex Machina: more like Carmen Ex Machina, that is, a spell. How about something along the lines of a ball of twine? Or breadcrumbs, à la Hansel and Gretel? If you don't want him getting out too easily, someone or something could move one of the ends. (Or eat the breadcrumbs, of course.)

Date: 2004-04-02 03:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Actually, thank you for the House-elf idea. I fear they are somewhat less than helpful... for Draco's side at least. :D

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 05:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ursulakohl.livejournal.com
Counter-revolutionary house-elves, eh?

Date: 2004-04-02 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
An entire infestation. Explained something that I'd discussed with [livejournal.com profile] wildernessguru to no satisfactory conclusion. Ah. Wonderful loophole in the backstory solved.

Of course, the loophole makes no difference to the real story, though at the moment these house-elves matter to Draco a great deal.

But the scene has switched to Ron, so we'll have to see what happens.

I'm thinking I should probably consolidate Ron's whole scene and then... Oh. Draco's problem has thrown the entire outline into a tizzy.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 12:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ursulakohl.livejournal.com
Actually, considering his size, Dobby is quite good at scaring the shit out of people, making loud noises, etc.

Date: 2004-04-02 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Technically, Frodo was rescued by Elrond's magic at the Fords of Bruinen, augmented by rocks and horses from Gandalf, though they had to hope Frodo would get out of the water first. Then the other wraiths were driven into the water by Glorfindel, Aragorn and the hobbits who were waving fire and panicked the horses into the river.

It was a pincer action that depended mostly on the horses of wraiths panicking.

So the answer is: we need to have several things happen at once to get Draco out of his mess.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 11:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncp.livejournal.com
*sigh* Clearly, I need to re-reread LOTR.

*adds to ever growing to-read pile*

Date: 2004-04-02 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Oh I'm known as Marleangorifurnimaluim on the Tolkien boards and, well, I've read the Lord of the Rings... I lost count after 30. I used to be a Middle Earth slash-writer, but I'm so canon-centric in that world (right down to capturing Tolkien's voice) that it was tough to find enough room to explore.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncp.livejournal.com
Good God, who gave you THAT name? And what is the Elvish translation?

Date: 2004-04-02 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
I made it up out of the clear blue sky, just tweaking Tolkien about his long-winded languages. No translation that I know of (though there have been several attempts to find the Rosetta stone for this one).

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncp.livejournal.com
It sounds like something out of Ringworld, to be honest. I had the hardest time figuring out how to say Harloprillalar, andthat was one of the EASY ones.

Date: 2004-04-02 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nufaciel.livejournal.com
Good god, you sound like me, lol! I lost count after the 35th reading. It's been a long time since I've been to the 'downs.

Date: 2004-04-02 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Oh cool! What's your name on the 'downs?

I haven't been around for a while, though I poked my head in a week ago to introduce a friend. They started really getting into RPGs, got flooded with a lot of Orli fans and a many of the 'high brow' old-timers left.

Can you believe that's where I discovered slash?

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Now I feel a little dopey. You're Nufaciel there, too, aren't you?

Icarus/Maril

Date: 2004-04-02 02:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nufaciel.livejournal.com
LOL! Yeah, I am, but it's been awhile, and I also go by Starkindler in places as well. Usually when I sign up for things now, it's as Starkindler, but someone had that livejournal name when I opened this account... of course, that person has never used it, and that account was made a billion years ago. *grumbles*

lol. I can't believe you discovered slash there. I remember the big hoorah over 'LotR is great Christian fun, Harry Potter is the devil' debate. Of course, that was when there was an actual language board on the site. Ah, well.

Date: 2004-04-02 03:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Oh, I was in the middle of that Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings debate.

*Icarus puts on her Tolkien-forum voice.*

I trotted out the usual quotes from Tolkien to the effect that his books are not Christian Allegory, or Allegorical in any way and therefore not expressly Christian. That to claim the morality apparent in the LotR means that it is specifically Christian is to claim that only Christianity has morality. At which point I pulled out the Buddhist moral code and the 360 vows of a monk.

To claim the fact that Tolkien was Christian and therefore his books were Christian as well is to claim that since Tolkien was white, therefore his books are 'white.'

Don't get me started. One of the reasons I'm not on the 'downs is the endless religious debates. You'd beat one debator down, and ten more threads would pop up. Mithadan was puzzled by the 'religious element.'

I remember you. You were part of the Barrow-downs party, and you posted a lot in the movies forum IIRC.

The way I discovered slash there was someone was railing against it and included a link. I didn't even know what "slash" was, but if I was going to form an opinion about it I'd best study the phenomenon. I was lucky. The slash they posted was Bill The Pony's 'Foolish Games' and it was hot.

I started writing Frodo/Sam slash shortly thereafter.

Hmm. I also noticed the parts they were complaining about were pretty far into the story, towards the end of, oh, 20 pages? They had to have read the whole thing thoroughly.

My. They must have hated it. ;)

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-03 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nufaciel.livejournal.com
LOL! Yeah, I stayed out of that debate. After rolling my eyes and shaking my head, I hit the back button and went in search of slash. I know how those debates go, and I find it best to back away quickly, lest I get sucked in. I find that Christians who follow the 'HP is evil, LotR is great' sentiment are purposefully blind to the fact that Tolkien despised allegory, choosing to ignore it for the sake of argument. I've also noticed that the vast majority have never cracked open a HP book either. *sighs and shakes head* Sometimes I just don't understand anyone.

Yeah, I could be found in the movie and language sections a lot, more because I belonged to a movies site and had scoops, and also because while I avidly read the other boards concerning the books, usually the questions were answered by the time I got there, and all I could offer up was an agreement (not wanting to add a useless post).

If 'Foolish Games' bothered them, I wonder what some of the other stories I've read in that fandom would do to them... *veg*

Date: 2004-04-02 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simmysim.livejournal.com
whenever you're in a tough spot, always remember simmy's rule of thumb: "when in doubt, turn to sodomy."

Date: 2004-04-02 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
*Icarus stares.* O.o That's a little tough with Ron on the opposite side of the Ministry.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simmysim.livejournal.com
you have to look deeeeeeper. sodomy is ALWAYS the answer.

Date: 2004-04-02 03:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
LOL! I'll do my best. But if it helps Draco with the house-elf problem, I so don't want to watch.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 10:34 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] mad_maudlin
Deus ex machinae, man. Just have Jesus pop out of the lift and do some serious smiting.

...it worked for me. (In "Love and Foundries," a musical comedy about nineteenth-century socialism. Don't ask.)

Date: 2004-04-02 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Hmmm. Well that would take of the trolls. But it still wouldn't help Draco. And it would leave Percy with a lot of explaining to do.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 11:49 am (UTC)
mad_maudlin: (Default)
From: [personal profile] mad_maudlin
Hmm. Then perhaps Draco should try the good old "Do something so increadibly stupid that it takes the enemy completely by surprise and succeeds thus actually being brilliant" trick.

Has he got any dungbombs?

Date: 2004-04-02 11:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Oh he's out of it now. But currently, he's lost.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 11:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
Truly, this snag has completely thrown the pacing, too. We were supposed to jump to the action with Ron while things slowed to a crawl with Draco. But now Draco's situation speeded up and then came to a screeching halt.

Bother. Writing screw-ups is much harder than writing plans that go swimmingly.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 12:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ncp.livejournal.com
Write the parts that are easiest, then go in and fill in the holes later. That's what JKR did with GoF.

Oh, wait...

Date: 2004-04-02 12:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
O.O

I've read GoF. Heh.

Icarus *heads off to write the hard parts.*

Date: 2004-04-02 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tjstein.livejournal.com
Can he fake being under Imperio?
Play dead?
Bat his eyes and put whoever it is under the spell of his stunning good looks who then proceeds to beg him for it?

Wait, that last one was for me. I knew there was a reason I'm not a writer.

Date: 2004-04-02 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
No.
No.
Yes. But that was just for you. ;)

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalnights.livejournal.com
The eagles! The eagles are coming!

(I originally typed that with capitalized nouns, then realized it made sound like Don Henley was going to rescue Draco. Now that would a hell of a D-E-M!)

Date: 2004-04-03 12:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldjay.livejournal.com
They take Draco back to the Hotel California? Draco is a 'pretty, pretty boy' that [livejournal.com profile] icarusancalion calls friend. Alas, poor Draco, he can 'check out anytime' he likes, but he 'can never leave.' But it's 'such a lovely place.'

I suppose I should quit now, before I invoke the wrath of Eagles fans everywhere. LOL

Date: 2004-04-02 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] icarusancalion.livejournal.com
LOL! Problem solved.

Uh. Except for that underground Ministry part of the equation.

Icarus

Date: 2004-04-02 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lyricalnights.livejournal.com
You have no faith in the eagles. *shakes head sadly*

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