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icarusThis is the weirdest darn review I've ever received.
It's a review of the humour-fic An Irresistible Photo. The story is light-hearted and revolves around a photo taken of Harry/Ron. It's PG-13 and meant to be slightly silly.
"The story is quite Sexy but a little too short and I think you should've elaborated more on the feling of Ron and Harry during thier intercorse. Like maybe Ron felt dominate since he was doing the thrusing and harry felt hort of breath and mentally cheered Ron on. You know like that --" (and here they gave a link to a picture I didn't bother to open.)
Hello? I didn't show any 'intercorse.' The POV was a very distant third person omniscient, so it was apparent from the first paragraph that you won't be getting that sort of inner voice of who's dominant or what have you. The point was h-u-m-o-u-r. See the Title? It doesn't read 'Harry And Ron Get It On Ungh' for a reason. It's about the photo. Read a different story, say, on the Restricted Section, for more 'intercorse' details. Try 'Hagrid's Hut' or 'An Unexpected Guest' for all that.
The person who left it set up a separate FA account which they've used for nothing else besides this review.
I have a feeling they just wanted to pimp their photo. Which is why I never opened it.
It's a review of the humour-fic An Irresistible Photo. The story is light-hearted and revolves around a photo taken of Harry/Ron. It's PG-13 and meant to be slightly silly.
"The story is quite Sexy but a little too short and I think you should've elaborated more on the feling of Ron and Harry during thier intercorse. Like maybe Ron felt dominate since he was doing the thrusing and harry felt hort of breath and mentally cheered Ron on. You know like that --" (and here they gave a link to a picture I didn't bother to open.)
Hello? I didn't show any 'intercorse.' The POV was a very distant third person omniscient, so it was apparent from the first paragraph that you won't be getting that sort of inner voice of who's dominant or what have you. The point was h-u-m-o-u-r. See the Title? It doesn't read 'Harry And Ron Get It On Ungh' for a reason. It's about the photo. Read a different story, say, on the Restricted Section, for more 'intercorse' details. Try 'Hagrid's Hut' or 'An Unexpected Guest' for all that.
The person who left it set up a separate FA account which they've used for nothing else besides this review.
I have a feeling they just wanted to pimp their photo. Which is why I never opened it.
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Date: 2004-06-06 09:10 pm (UTC)They kind of made them, oh, Disney-like. The humor, cleverness, corruption and darkness was just flattened out. And the kids are just sickeningly sweet and heroic in the movies, it's ridiculous. The latest movie -- Prisoner of Azkeban -- is better, but still, like most movie versions, not as good as the books. The fun of J. K. Rowling is her little sarcastic swipes at modern society, and you can't bring that across in the movies. The Lord of the Rings was similarly decimated.
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