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[icarus]

... for bad breath.

"How's my breath?" asks wildernessguru

"It rates somewhere between the green cloud and the black shroud of death."

Wilderness Guru heads for the Crest.

Comments

[wanderingscribe.livejournal.com]

At the risk of sounding asinine, that's probably the funniest thing I've heard all day. At least you were honest, which is more than what I can say for people here.

I mean, if my breath smells like the Black Death, I should be informed so I can rectify the situation with some mouthwash, right? ^^;