Now for something a little different: Lessons on Swordsmanship

First posted on The Barrow-downs as 'Marileagorifurnimaluim.' Yes. And those of you who've seen my email, that's 'Maril' for short.

( Bloody thirsty description of 16th Century Two-Handed broadsword technique for Lord of the Rings fans -- both of you on my fiendslist )

Bleargh! Redecorating horror!

I'm looking at a before/after redecorating job.

Oh. My. God.

Rebecca's Garden.

The took this rustic family room with wood paneling and natural brick walls with a view of the lake, and they painted a tomato red stripe all the way around the room. They painted a nice wood cabinet bright red.

They showed the Before pictures and my eyes went: "Ordinary, but pleasant."

The After pictures: "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!"

If Rebecca ever shows up at your door, meet her with a flamethrower.

This message was brought to you by the daughter of an art director, interior designer and step-daughter of professional stylist. I may not be rich, but my pedigree says Taste!

I can't stop watching this show. What else is she going to do? It's like a trainwreck.