Ron Ficathon: What's this, plot? Gen? I hardly believe it myself.

The Ron Ficathon is here! This was written for madhuri567. Thank you to my betas, blackbanditt and salixbabylon and [Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com].

( The Hat Trick. PG-13. Quidditch. Corruption. And Ron Weasley knows way too much. )

Definition of a hat trick: A very risky, high-stakes bet.

Wrote this cookie for Ursula's nightmare pairing -

Ron's worst nightmare had come true. No. Not his worst nightmare. This was something that he had never even imagined. Lavender Brown fluttered at him over the breakfast table.

"Oooo, your brother such a woooonderful kisser," she cooed. "And he was promoted just last week -- he's very important to the Ministry."

Ron snorted.

"Hmph. You're just jealous because you'll never earn seventeen N.E.W.Ts." Squeal! "Look, everyone! Another owl from my Percy. And some roses. He's such a romantic." She looked Ron disparagingly up and down. "It's a wonder you're from the same family."

As she sauntered away waving her latest 'love letter,' Ron muttered to Harry. "She got that right."

Ron Ficathon! The Master List.

The Master List of Ron ficathon fics.

The ones I've read so far:

ursulakohl will make you actually like (or at least relate to) that most unpleasant of Slytherins, Nott.

honeycakehorse elevates Ron to a new level of cluelessness. Fortunately, he's a very lucky man.

electricandroid gives us kink! Kink! Kink!

And now that you see the results, wouldn't you like to come play in a Ficathon of your very own? Sign up for the Percy Ficathon here.