Wrote this cookie for Ursula's nightmare pairing -

[icarus]

Ron's worst nightmare had come true. No. Not his worst nightmare. This was something that he had never even imagined. Lavender Brown fluttered at him over the breakfast table.

"Oooo, your brother such a woooonderful kisser," she cooed. "And he was promoted just last week -- he's very important to the Ministry."

Ron snorted.

"Hmph. You're just jealous because you'll never earn seventeen N.E.W.Ts." Squeal! "Look, everyone! Another owl from my Percy. And some roses. He's such a romantic." She looked Ron disparagingly up and down. "It's a wonder you're from the same family."

As she sauntered away waving her latest 'love letter,' Ron muttered to Harry. "She got that right."

Comments

[ursulakohl.livejournal.com]

I suppose for a true nightmare we'd have to involve Parvati and Trelawney ;)

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

The pain... the pain....

Sorry I haven't replied to many of your comments on UW. It was a rough day and I fell behind on replying to comments and reviews everywhere.

Icarus

[ursula]

It's cool. Real life first, livejournal second . . . At least, that's what I try to tell myself :)

[harveywallbang.livejournal.com]

lavender and percy...*scratches head* that's odd..

[lerah99.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Damn, I really shouldn't read stuff like this at work. I'm having to bite my hand, hard, to keep from laughing out loud. It's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything or I may have died. Icarus, you as always, raise it to the next level. This made my day.

[icarusancalion.livejournal.com]

Can you imagine a more saccharine pairing? :D

Icarus