Wrote this cookie for Ursula's nightmare pairing -

[icarus]

Ron's worst nightmare had come true. No. Not his worst nightmare. This was something that he had never even imagined. Lavender Brown fluttered at him over the breakfast table.

"Oooo, your brother such a woooonderful kisser," she cooed. "And he was promoted just last week -- he's very important to the Ministry."

Ron snorted.

"Hmph. You're just jealous because you'll never earn seventeen N.E.W.Ts." Squeal! "Look, everyone! Another owl from my Percy. And some roses. He's such a romantic." She looked Ron disparagingly up and down. "It's a wonder you're from the same family."

As she sauntered away waving her latest 'love letter,' Ron muttered to Harry. "She got that right."

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lavender and percy...*scratches head* that's odd..