FIC: Shared Secrets - PG, Jack and Daniel

tafkarfanfic suggested I post this somewhere, so I thought I'd start here. Written for destina in response to inventing canon and how not to write Abused!Daniel (if at all).

( Daniel casually said as he cut the mold off the cheese, 'Oh, yeah, I sort of developed the ability to eat anything.' )

Nightmare Pairing Pledge: gacked from McTabby

I, Icarus, do solemnly swear that my favorite HP character is Percy Weasley and my least favorite character is that phony, unrealistic Mary Sueish (how's that for strong language?) caricature Nymphadora Tonks. The mere thought of them doing naughty things together makes me whimper (with nauseated mind-numbing boredom). However... given sufficient crack and an infinite number of monkeys, here's how a Percy/Tonks shag might happen (though I sincerely hope it never does, and if it does, I just don't want to know).

Necessary plot device or deus ex machina: Percy sits in a big pink chair that's really Tonks transformed (she can turn herself into a chair, right? <--- Icarus has mentally blocked out all info concerning Tonks, Tonks who?)
Who makes the first move: Tonks, because Percy doesn't like her pink hair any more than I do
Positions and/or kinks: Tonks wanks him with feathered fingers, because why not? Tonks is wonder woman.
Afterglow: Satiated, stunned Percy has the chair stupefied and put into storage, because he never figures out it was person and chairs just can't randomly attack people like that.
Would I actually read or write this? Yes/No/Umm... dear god no.

To the tune of lollipop: Dumbledore, Dumbledore, Dumbledore, Dumble-da-dumbledore

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Sharing a fandom with the one you love...

I'm playing hookey, with wildernessguru!

It's great that WG likes Snape, and wonderful when he reads my slash. But he's a big fan of Stargate. Especially Jack.

He wants BlackOps!Jack.

Today we did some writing together (together! <3 ) and created an outline of how Jack escaped from Iraq. We also outlined Jack's post-Iraq military career.

WG has determined that Jack's method of escape from Iraq made him an interesting candidate for Air Force Special Operations Command (up until then he was just another flyboy). And Jack's bitterness over being left behind made him ripe for a much more ruthless type of military service.

Please note, it is most likely that Jack flew F-15E Strike Eagles, and possibly F-111 recon aircraft.

This I wrote for destina's wish list (f-locked), but it didn't, I think, accomplish it. I suspect it's too short to really work. Yet I couldn't resist making use of my new military hardware *flashes shiny, shiny airplanes*

( Sonic Boom. Jack/Daniel. Pre-slash. )

ETA: wildernessguru informs me that while I had the T-38 Talon correct (and he's so proud), the F-18D is only flown by the Navy. He made fun of the name "Sonic Boom" until I pouted and read the entire thing aloud to him. Then he decided it captured the story.

He's now showing me pictures of the French Mirage F-1E and Russian MiG-23's the Iraqi's fly. Flew.

SG-1 Drabbles for the Daniel Jackson Language Essay

Goofing around in comments for The Languages of Dr. Daniel Jackson a couple drabbles popped up. I was vastly amused that no one argued with my claim that Daniel was probably into Dungeons & Dragons as a kid.

Who could resist? skt23 says I should post them, so okay.

( Jack O'Neill, Linguist Extraordinaire )

( Dungeon Master Daniel )

( A Geek's Life, And I'm Not Really Ashamed )