Odd reviews

Sometimes a review has such a vague connection to a story it requires a translator

Roxyluvr365 had this to say -

OMG u have a sick mind lol will never be like that! EVER he is not a pimp like that! eewww


This was for The Hat Trick.

The story is het, on Checkmated which has a lot of Ron/Hermione, so this isn't an anti-slash or anti-het reaction. There is barely any sexual content and it's often called Gen, which, yes, I would agree. The story's rating hovers between an R and PG-13.

There are no pimps in the story (that I know of). The story deals with gambling and Quidditch with Ron as an ex-Quidditch coach. It was nominated for a Multifaceted award.

Hmm.

I don't get this one.

[Poll #592289]

Stargate confessions: the true story.

I have a confession. I watched Stargate: Atlantis this weekend.

And I liked it.

But who can resist when Shep gives a disingenuous grin and says, "Guess how we tested [the shield device on Rodney]?"

Rodney beams smugly.

"I shot him," Shep says, pleased as punch.

Boys.

Okay, it's cheesy and cheaply done. It's not Stargate, not by a long shot. But it was schmaltzy fun.